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Listening to Soul Meets Body by Death Cab For Cutie

It was love at first sight...


...And I will get it.
I'm planning to upgrade to this bike next year. I know getting a bike was meant to be a temporary thing.. a convenience thing. But god, it's so fucking addictive.. yes, cars are comfortable, nice to drive and you don't have to worry about the rain. But until any of you get your 2B license, you will never understand how fucking awesome it feels to be in control of a bike and to ride around on your own. It's one of the most orgasmic feelings ever. And this bike in particular, oh. my. god. Sex on wheels. Will my Secret Santa next year get this for me? Pretty please?



Anyways, on to my story.
This is STORY ONE:
This white dude just bought this bike, it's an R6. Oh so sexy. And it's absolutely brand new. And he parked next to me. When I was giving my bike some TLC and polishing it today, I couldn't take my eyes off that bike. Mine looked like absolute horsepiss next to it. And to make things worse, i was parked between that and a BMW sports bike. I hope u understand how shitty I feel. I can't wait to upgrade.

STORY TWO:
I spent the entire day running around Singapore (almost 6 hours to be exact) with Weiming looking for his 'kid's gift. OMG dude. If you are Weiming's kid, you are damn lucky. He put in so much effort into your present. And not just by running around Singapore. Tomorrow you will understand. And actually, if you are my kid, you are damn lucky too. Because I bought something from Prada for you (no, not fake Prada/Prado/Prata). So please kiss the ground that I walk on. And to my Secret Santa: YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT. Because we are exchanging gifts tomorrow and today you post on my tagboard that no one told u about my gift. WHAT SAI! I'm the easiest kid to shop for. I only asked for one thing and i gave specific instructions for what to get me. Pfft.. Anyways, after I got back to Pandan Valley, I met up with some friends and..



QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Me: Oh my god dude, on my way to town, I saw a Ferrari like IN the road divider.
Boys: Whoa, that's painful.
Brett: That's like equivalent to crashing a condo. Have you ever crashed your condo?