Might & Lotion

Friday photoshoot at Joo Chiat is up on FB, Behance Network, Yay Everyday! and Deviant Art.

You can download the wallpaper-size photos at DA and view the behind-the-scenes shots on FB.

More Penises

After spening at least half an hour to 45 minutes desperately clearing my RSS, I found out the following:

1. I have a rather large Twitter Penis (Tweenis), almost 7 inches, even though I'm fairly new to Twitter. Not Bad.
2. Jules has a longer Tweenis than me.
3. June has an even longest one.
4. I love marble games.
5. The 'Lion Whisperer' is so remarkable, but I'm afraid they'll kill him one day.
6. A Coldplay roadie (possibly the one who wanted to fuck me) wrote a 5-mile-long blog post about their gig in Sydney and a measly four-image-long one about Singapore. With no accompanying text.
7. Colours turn me on.
8. Cats are so fucking cute. I want one.
9. I think the Russians are bored.
   
10. Is this LSP's aunt?!
    

Twitchcock

Ok, there's bizarre and there's bizarre (and bizarre almost always comes from the japanese. See: breast enhancing ringtone). This is just so bizarre that it's awesome. This is the result of an experiment that involves an electrical stimulus to the facial muscles that can be hooked up to your ipod and make your face dance. That's what it claims to do. But i don't believe in all that 'face dancing' crap. I believe that this is really just an extremely entertaining instrument that was created for people like us (c&c) so that we can make our very own TwitchCock. If we could only get our hands on this..

[via FormFiftyFive]

Happy Up Here

Happy Up Here from Röyksopp on Vimeo.

I'm such a huge fan of Norwegian electronic duo, Royksopp and I'm loving the video for their new single, Happy Up Here. It's done in some kind of new school comic art. I love it. GUYS if you haven't already watched their video for Remind Me please go watch it now. I BEG YOU. It has been featured on countless top 50 music videos lists and it's got to be one of the most awesome videos in the world. I KID YOU NOT.

I love it so much that I'm going to put it up here again, though i'm sure i've blogged it before.


Remind Me from Röyksopp on Vimeo.

P/S: I just found out that Röyksopp is a direct translation for 'Smoke Mushroom'. SO KEWTZZ!

Summer Romance

Listening to This Boy's In Love by The Presets






If you haven't already seen Domestic Bliss, you should check it out. “Pitt’s idea of the irony of the perfect American family; set in 1963,″ is a brilliant concept shot by Steven Klien. I think actually.. it might just be an OK concept, it's just so brilliant when you put Brad & Angelina in it. I love it.


On my second note, I just watched Twilight. About 3 months too late or something. Omg Edward Cullen please do me hard in the head! HAHAHA I think the reason why teenage (and grown up) girls all over the world are so in love with Edward/Robert Pattinson, aside from the fact that he dresses well and is so goddamn sexy in the movie is because of how manly he is. Or his character at least. I mean even though I completely and utterly surrendered my heart and soul (and vadge) to Edward, somewhere in the back of my head I was aware that he was the not-very-hot character of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter, and that he's not that hot in real life. And I was also aware of the fact that the film (and maybe the book, haven't read it so i wouldn't know) was designed to suck in girls.





I mean, he falls madly in love with her. He's so - incredibly strong! HAHAHAHAHAH couldn't resist that - powerful but he's gentle with her. And he's so.. drawn to her but he shows such restraint. It's pretty much any girl's wet dream to meet a man like that, vampire or not. AND he saves her. TWICE. In a totally manly and goddamn sexy sort of way. When he drove his car in to save her OHHH MOTHER OF GOD. SEXIEST SHIT EVER. SEE. SUCKED IN. ME. COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY SOLD.

Goddamn this. FUCK THIS SHIT. Truth be told watching Twilight made me feel like I've missed out in life. Part of me feels like I should hunt Edward down and part of me feels fucking irritated tt the movie made me feel like a teenage girl.

I'm also very annoyed because I feel like Twilight invented the perfect man. And he's a vampire. Fictional. Which means that the rest of us are doomed to a life of imperfect men. Because Edward set the bar. FML.

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More sex

Listening to Anywhere by The Presets

Someone once said that it would be impossible for the C&C people to hang out without talking about sex. Last night was a good example as to how that is not true.

On talk about American Idol.
Wm: Yesssss Danny's damn cute! He's so fuckable.
Pra: He's damn cute, but i wouldn't fuck him.
Ade: O_O
Ade: Dude, everytime he sings I imagine my vadge..
Wm & Pra: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ade: .. where his mouth is.
Wm & Pra: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wm: Ade, you are the biggest ho' ever.
Ade: No. That's Priya
Pra: Actully, i can understand. Like when i was watching the Oscars, all i could do was imagine myself riding Hugh Jackman while he hosted on stage.
Wm & Ade: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Wm: Priya, if you could pay Hugh Jackman for sex, how much would you spend on him?
Pra: (without hesitation) How much money do I have?
Wm & Ade: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Wm: Ok assuming you had 1 million dollars.
Pra: How many times do i get to fuck him?
Wm: Unlimited
Pra: You mean forever?! Then ONE MILLION DORRAS!
Wm & Ade: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

Ade: Ok, but then you'd have no more money!
Pra: He got money what!
Wm: But it's just sex, it's not like marriage.
Pra: Nvm, then i'll just nasi kang kang him and he'll fall in love with me and share some of his money with me.
Wm & Ade: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Plus and Minus

I've had a very low-key weekend. Spent most of last night evening around Sim Lim for a wireless transmitter for my SB600 flash. Only one shop had it but they said the shipment will only arrive on monday so i had to come back -_- On the plus side, I found a decent memory card reader to replace the one i gave steph. It's super small and cute, it's about 1" x 1" in size and it even has a foldout thumbdrive wire. And only 12 bucks! Jules if ur still looking for USB hubs i saw about a million of them at under $15.

On the downside, my bike it down ): I think it's the wiring, cause i recently had the battery changed. I reckon something's loose. As always, I attempted to fix it myself but since I can't pinpoint exactly what it is, I failed. hahaha

OH! And as most of u probably already know, I'm about to be the proud new owner of my 9th camera, a Yashica Electro GSM, dated at around 1973. This one to be exact:




I won it off ebay at just under SGD50 .. with an additional 40 bucks for shipping. Probably the most awesome thing about winning this camera is the suprise message that I got from the seller last night:

"Sorry, by mistake I sent you the WRONG camera!
I will mail the right camera today. So you will get TWO packages from me.

You can keep BOTH!" - George

AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOW AWESOME IS THAT. I feel like i just won the lottery. So I'm going to own a grand total of 10 cameras instead. I wonder what the mystery camera is. For all u know it might be some shitty wok camera. HAHAHA but I don't really mind. The more the merrier. He must've figured that the shipping cost he'd have to cover in order for me to mail it back was just not worth it. I AM FCKN HAPPY.

Grapevine Fires

Just came across the mtv for DCFC's Grapevine Fires, one of the many songs of theirs that I love. It was one of the songs that could get me so down, and the animated music video is just as sad.

It's funny how i can love a song that makes me feel suicidal.

Love for all!

Listening to Strawberry Swing by Coldplay

The votes are in, and I'd like to officially crown our new C&C logo! So pls save a copy y'all.

On a second note, i'm shit tired for some reason, tho' it's only 12. I realised tt over the past few days i've spent most of my free time.. working -_- I've been working on the TUG/FUG site, priya's namecards and several failed attempts at a resizable html site, after I decided that my portfolio site desperately needs a makeover (it's sooooo last season).

Anyways, i realised tt it's been a long time since i've felt like falling asleep at my computer at home. I mean, feeling sleepy at work or in school is normal cause it's work, but falling asleep at home just means you're really tired. But okay, i'll stop rambling on. I don't know why but i felt a sudden bubble of love for Charbee & Co., and i thought i'd say it so you guys know.

I love y'all! And i can't wait for Bangkok and more oops tips tips tips moments!

The CBCO Identity

Listening to Mr. Brightside (Thin White Duke remix) by The Killers




I'm proposing the above for our C&C logo tt lau sai thought of when he was high (who said getting high was unproductive?). Pls vote for the one u think is best.. Our logo will make it's first public appearing on the TUG/FUG site once it's up :D

Oh also, any of u guys wanna suggest colours?

I'm voting for 1.

Diu Diu Diu

Listening to Australian Dollar mix by Punks Jump Up

I am so not looking forward to getting up at 6.15am tmrw for the Cheers photoshoot. I'm srsly quite sick of Cheers and their hawt supermodels. Anyways, here's an extremely mesmerising video. I just couldn't tear my eyes away from it. I really wanna watch it again when I'm high. That would be awesome.



Synthesise by Simian Mobile Disco!


I also can't stop listening to this awesome mix by English duo, Punks Jump up. You can listen to it through that link or you can download the full track here. And u can listen to more of their brilliant tracks here. It is damn fuckin' ace. I hearts.