Chocolate Bars

Listening to Have a Nice Day by Bon Jovi

I got new mice! Notice that it's plural not single? I couldn't resist, they're only like a few weeks old and tinier than Mars I when i got him. Which is tiny, they're smaller than my thumb. They're like, half the size of my pinkie and they look exactly like Twix. One's jet black with a tiny bit of white here and there and the other one is the same exept that it's got a white stripe on it's face. So now I have Mars II, Hersheys and Cadbury and no-name. No-name's gonna be Monty's lunch tmrw. I feel bad but if I can tell the difference the male will go and i'll keep the female, higher probability of babies next time you see. Mars and Hersheys are huge now, like some kinda radioactive mice that swell to twice the regular size of normal mice. Ha

I went to Fish & Co. for dinner, I was watching this couple that was having dinner and I felt really sad for them cause they just had nothing to talk about. I suppose every couple will recede into that state of blankness at some point in their marriage but it's terrible anyway. It's like, the entire time she was looking out the window and he was looking somewhere over her left shoulder. The only time they faced each other was when they were eating. And I made a vow that my marriage will never be like that next time. Ever ever.

That's why I like mice, because they're like people, they can't live alone. They thrive on friendship and relationships, like Mars II and Hersheys, they do everything together. They eat together, they shit together, they climb things together and best of all they cuddle together when they sleep. It's the cutest thing, like they follow each other around. It's so effing adorable that I wanna shoot myself.