Saturday, April 22

When the sun goes down.

Listening to Mardy Bum by Arctic Monkeys

HOCKEY PEOPLE
The following images were taken by howard (he thinks he's a pro photog)


Kaixiang, a.k.a K2

Peter, a.k.a P10

Me

Daniel

Rockbell International's Managing Director. haha



SOME OF MY CREW


Xinying


Samuel

Andrew (my smoking buddy)


Chris


Something funny happened the other day when I went to MOS. See, we were all at Pasir Ris, and after the evening started winding down we (the crew) decided to buy back some good old mcdonalds and head back to our hotel room to eat. So we all crammed into the room which had 2 beds and 2 pull-out beds and we all crowded on the bed and started devouring out food.

Andrew and I were going to MOS tt night, so after we finished eating he said he was gonna go home to change. And I asked him for a lift, he lives on Grange Road and he was taking a cab so I asked him to drop me off near his place then I'll catch a bus. So we were in the cab, and Andrew starts going on about how he feels a bit sick from all the food. And I'm starting to feel really stuffed too. And then I say, 'I think I need to take a dump'. And he's like, 'yeah, me too'. And we spend an agonising 20 minutes in the cab whining about how urgently we need to shit.

HAHA .. Then he drops me off, and I wait for a fucking bus. And I think I never wanted to shit that badly, and finally the bus comes. And as relieved as I am, all the while I'm thinking about how I want to kill Andrew cause he's probably already home sitting on that toilet bowl and crying in joy while I'm sitting on the bus next to some smelly people shaking my legs and trying to control my bowels. And I swear to god, when the bus gets to my stop I RUN. I think I could've won an olympic at that speed.

AND OH SWEET LORD IT WAS THE MOST SATISFYING SHIT IN THE WORLD. IT WAS EUPHORIA.

hahaha .. Then I went to MOS later and met Andrew there and we both talked for 15 full minutes about how we both had the best shits in our lives. Amazing how two people can bond over shit. haha

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