Funny Guys

Just in case you can't read that, this article is headlined:

Woman set fire to husband's genitals, Australian court told

The article also says, "After the fire spread through the family home, Rajini Narayan, 44, told neighbours she had only wanted to burn her husband's penis "so it belongs to me and no one else."

She's so stupid. Now that he has a melty cock, he's just going to get more chicks. Cause girls like funny guys.