Alex Evans

I am. Obsessed with Alex Evans. Actually if any of you noticed from my DA account, I've been obsessed with him for a few years. He is the sexiest thing alive. Look at those eyes. Look at how he dresses. MMMMMM! And he's such a talented mofo. He shoots most of his own photos, he models, he dresses so sexily and he has his own small clothing line. And he's only 18 years old! And since we can all agree that fucking young boys keeps us young (like Tommy & Glen), I shall go to Canada - under the pretense of visiting David - and hunt him down. I will do him hard.. in the head.

This is a testement to how every man who's last name is Evans is hawt as hell.

Also, for my birthday, I want any or all of the following (in no particular order):

1. Old vintage cameras (in working condition, tt use 35mm/120mm film)
2. Like the Seagull or Lubitel 166
   
3. Those awesome shoes (size 7)
4. Some pretty doc martens (size 7) in hot pink, electric blue or yellow or a combination
5. Alex Evans (extra points for this one)
   

Okay I know these are all quite unrealistic for you lazy assholes to find (except maybe 1.) There's also a list on the right side of my blog of 'Things to Get Before I Die' which I've copied over here.

To Get Before I Die

• A Green Laser
• A High Speed Photography Kit
• A Humanoid Robot
• A light box
• A Portable Photo Studio
• A Singer Sewing Machine
• A Sonic Bed
• A Sumo Outfit
• A Yoshimoto Cube
• A Zenit MF-1 Camera
• More Russian Cameras
• Some Retroactive Vinyl

Ok still not very useful. If not just get me whatever man.. dildo also can. As long as it's not 4 Original Ice Tea Twists from Spinellis can alr.