More Penises

After spening at least half an hour to 45 minutes desperately clearing my RSS, I found out the following:

1. I have a rather large Twitter Penis (Tweenis), almost 7 inches, even though I'm fairly new to Twitter. Not Bad.
2. Jules has a longer Tweenis than me.
3. June has an even longest one.
4. I love marble games.
5. The 'Lion Whisperer' is so remarkable, but I'm afraid they'll kill him one day.
6. A Coldplay roadie (possibly the one who wanted to fuck me) wrote a 5-mile-long blog post about their gig in Sydney and a measly four-image-long one about Singapore. With no accompanying text.
7. Colours turn me on.
8. Cats are so fucking cute. I want one.
9. I think the Russians are bored.
   
10. Is this LSP's aunt?!