YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Gareth Emery people, the man who got me hooked on Trance. I promise you, even if you are not a trance fan, you will love him. (:

Also, this is the convo i had with Priya about him:

[Ade]: PRIYA
[Ade]: I JUST READ JUICE
[Ade]: GARETH EMERY IS COMING
[Ade]: 27TH JUNE
[Ade]: ZOUK
[Ade]: CAN WE GO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
priya.: hahahahah OK LETS GO
[Ade]: I FUCKING LOVE HIM
[Ade]: :D
priya.: hahahahha i can see ur stupid smiley face now
priya.: like very xr inspired
[Ade]: EH FUCK U
[Ade]: IT'S VERY HAUTE COUTURE INSPIRED
priya.: same what, cause xr is high fashion
[Ade]: eeeeeeeeeeeeee
[Ade]: he may think tht he is,
[Ade]: but he is NOT
priya.: he's going to be a model k
priya.: and the pants that he wears are light years ahead
[Ade]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

priya.: mmmmm gareth emery has podcast
priya.: good stuff
[Ade]: he is such good shit

.. after some time ..

priya.: gareth emery has possessed my laptop
priya.: i cant seem to find where the music is coming from
priya.: damn strange
[Ade]: GOOD JOB
[Ade]: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Ade]: probably some website
priya.: no dude im serious NO WEBSITES ARE OPEN
[Ade]: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Ade]: PRIYAAAAAA!
[Ade]: SRSLY
[Ade]: U ARE AWESS

Priya rocks.



Also, I reckon it's about time i started plugging Superswap, a non-profit event for fashionable act-arty-farty people like us to swap our old (but much loved) clothes for new ones. It's essentially a cashless flea market. All you need to do it bring some old clothes, trade them in for coupons and then spend those coupons on new (old) clothes. And any leftover clothes get donated to the Salvation Army. Brill, no? We are having our first event on the 7th of June (next Sunday) so if you are hapz please be there!

For less exciting news, my big toe's been hurting like a bitch and Jules got me all paranoid about ingrown toenails which I actually (now) think I have. Except mine is not as gross as the pictures on wiki. Yet. So, in an attempt of self-medication, I've wedged a toothpick in my toe.

Wish me luck!

Men vs. Wild

Men vs. Wild with Will Ferrell

Just Bear Grylls, Will Farrell and mother nature. Please watch this omg it's gonna be so good!


[via Zoomdoggle]

Turn Left!

Bangkok '09 has to be the most fun/tiring trip ever. We feasted, we laughed, we sexed each other, we fecested, we melted, we went to the 80s and back, we became artists, we partied like old indie-fucks, shopped like even indier fucks, walked till we could no longer feel our feet and bought fuckloads!

We slept an average of 5 hours a day and shopped an average of 12 hours a day. I was so tired that I couldn't be fussed with laying out all my gorgeous buys and photographing them.

So, my overall count goes:

19 tops
4 pairs of shorts
3 dresses
1 cardigan
1 pair of jeans
2 bags
1 vintage Versace/Louis Vuitton (Louce - loo-ee-shay) bag
6 pairs of shoes
5 necklaces
5 rings
3 bottles of nail polish
6 pairs of shoes
2 pairs of shades

That's 58 items for roughly $560 (after minusing off food/massages/leftover cash etc), bringing the average price of each item to SGD9.65 OMG CHEAPALONG!!

I'm so gonna make Bangkok a twice-yearly shopping trip. How can anyone shop in Singapore after going to Bangkok?

Betirri: Thanks! Well you've got to know someone who has an account and even then it's still insanely difficult to get in. Love your work btw (:
Priya + Mavis: Yes! We were supposed to do that in Suan Lum remember? ahahahah

Baby! Baby, Baby!

Make The Girl Dance "Baby Baby Baby" ( official video )
by placeblancherec

I've been hooked on Franz Ferdinand's latest single, Kiss Me (Dances with White Girls mix) for quite awhile but I think this is going to be my latest addiction. Meet French electro group, Make the Girl Dance. I'm not usually a fan of French music but this song is just awes, plus the music video is FIIIIIIERCE! I love this single so much that I've made their song available for download below (for a limited time only!):

Baby (No Kiss with Gloss Remix) - Make the Girl Dance

Mr. Cullen

This was too good not to post:

"Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML"

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

OOOOHH YESSSSSSSS!

(click the image to go to my ffffound page!)

This is my convo with David after:

David: Come to think of it, like come to really really think of it, I think getting a ffffound account might've been more exciting than losing my virginity.

Virginity = Everyone has one, and you only get to give it to one person.
ffffound = Only the internet elite have an account, and you might get a friend on if you play it smart.

ffffound > virginity

Me: (insert love + many promises of a good shag/leg humping) AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA i love that analogy. It's totally true tho'. I am forever grateful to you for giving me something that is of more value than my virginity. Thank you.


Dvein: F5 Titles from F5 on Vimeo.

Also, do watch this stunning video, or opening sequence, that was done by Barcelona-based Dvein for the F5 Festival in NYC. They are the same company that did the opening sequence for Spiderman 3 and a pile of other movies. Halfway through this video I wanted so badly to know which movie it was for so that I could go watch it right away. The sequence has beautiful timing and the execution is immaculate. I absolutely love the muted colours and the music is brilliant too.

Mac vs. PC

I have long since given up on trying to argue with PC users on the 'which is the better OS' argument. It is the same as the which handphone brand is better or why everyone should be atheist argument. There is just no way to win because it boils down purely and simply to personal preference.

I am, however, very happy that Smashing Mag has released a practical and objective view as to why mac-lovers love mac. And more importantly, that it was written from a designer's point of view, it is just a more practical OS for us. Now there's no real reason why i'm highlighting this article other than the fact that it embodies all the loveable and useful things about macs, so if you're not willing to give Apple a chance then it's ok not to read it. If you are an apple lover, someone who's on-the-fence or an open-minded pc-user then i think you'll be quite pleased with it.



"When pressured to explain why they prefer OSX, Mac users often rest on qualifiable and subjective arguments such as “it feels intuitive” or “I enjoy using it more” or even “I can’t explain why I like it better, I just do.” The Windows user, when presented with these arguments, usually rolls his or her eyes and continues on their way. It isn’t until someone truly makes up their own mind to give OSX an honest chance that they can understand what all the fuss is about."

[read the full article here]

Bang!

One of the reasons why zoomdoggle is my favourite site to subscribe to (after FML) is because it's just there for pure entertainment. They siphon out the very best entertainment that the internet has to offer. Things like craiglist pranks, pimp-my-snack, viral internet fun, time-waster flash games like the idiot test, pure cereal marshmallows (omg), funny but useful downloadable applications and hilariously cute animal videos.

This video is one of those hilariously cute animal videos and if you are not jonathan chia/LSP you should definitely watch it.

Earth Day is Overrated

Click the link to travel back in time!

Do you like fishsticks?

Omg today has just been a day full of sweating, old school pop-bopping, zombie-walks and edward-cullen-ness, penises and A LOT of laughter. I think the entire street along out office must think that we're complete weirdos.


Also, I just came across The Idiot Test 4 on Zoomdoggle and omg it's harder than you think! Apparently i'm an 'idiot' (level 2) after 'complete idiot'. I can't believe i only made it past the first level. This is so frustrating I HAVE TO COMPLETE IT EVEN IF IT TAKES ME ALL NIGHT.

P/S: Port Dickson photos are finally up on fb!

[EDIT] YESSSSSSSSSSS I JUST PASSED LEVEL 2! I AM NOW 'DUMB' HAHAHAHAHAHA

[EDIT 2] I think i'm at.. level 5 maybe? I'm 'SMART' now ok. Yessss but im totally stuck here. Anyone got oops tips tips tips? I thought it was red, blue, green (like before) but apparently it isn't :\

[EDIT 3] Ok fuck that! I'm innnn! and I am 'pretty darn smart!' But the last stage is damn difficult and i'm lazy. Maybe tomorrow. Anyways, if anyone wants to skip to the last stage, the password is 'BOBTHEMONKEY'. This game is so addictive!

A night of guilty pleasures

Following Mavis's post and also after coming across someone who's last name is Moffatt, I went on a youtube rampage for all the shitty wok boyband songs that I used to like when I was a kid and omagaawwwdd some of them are seeeeeeeeeewwww bad. So, here's my top list:

Without doubt my number one vid has to be Backstreet's Back (the embedding function's been disabled for some reason). And honestly, I still love the video, how could anyone not? It's simply awes! and omg Nick is srsly so fugz but aaaaahhhhhh briiiaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!!!


My second favourite boyband song ever!


Slam Dunk Da Funk by 5ive! I looooooove 5ive, still (a little). They were probably the only boy band of the 90s with some sense of street-cred and im not sure why. Maybe cause they were not tht mainstream and sellout-ish, or maybe cause they rapped hahaha but they are srsly catchy.


Liquid dreams by O-town WHAT A GOOD SONG. I used to love this song so much.


THIS IS A MUST-WATCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS VIDEO IS JUST SO BADONG!


I've never really been a big fan of A1 but this song is just so catchy! PLUS their dance moves are so brilliant and the frontman's hair is HAWT.


The Moffats - Misery - omg scott or whatever his name is sings the same way mandy moore does. AND THE LYRICS ARE SOOOO BAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

"I cry myself to sleep again tonight,
'Cause I cannot hold you tight.
I wish I could see you again tomorrow
To take all this sorrow
Sorrow, I'm hollow

Misery
Is what I feel
When you're not around
So I can't heal
Misery
Is what I feel
Is what I feel"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO INTELLECTUAL!


The Moffats - Bang Bang Boom, right before Dave came out of the closet which caused them to fall apart. lol

Juicebox

June just came across the most adorable little 35mm camera ever.

"The 35 mm cameras come in five bright flavors, including Strawberry, Sunny, and Supermarket Mania. If getting the latter juice box, you can show off your regional pride and pick up the American, Asian, or European designs. There's a flash in the lower right corner and a release that's shaped like a straw. Tasty!" [Fuuvi JP via Crunch Gear]

BUT! The most awesome thing about this camera is the Babel Fish's translation of the product page.

"Being cheap shape of the juice is done, it is the lovely camera.
The straw has become the shutter button.
With general 35mm, repeatedly you can use the film which you use!

Because it is the blister (?) entering, exact even in the interior!
Because operation method of the camera is stated on reverse side of the blister, don't you think? please keep safely*

This camera the eye which was seen is lovely, with, it is the camera which can enjoy both with the toy camera peculiar unique being taken. Being the nostalgic wind being agreeable, being able to enjoy also the tunnel effect, the male be completed!

As for the first point of this juice camera, when the camera is directed, the place where it becomes everyone smiling face!

It has entered into the strawberry fully blister package."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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FIAR!!

After some extensive research for one of our clients, we developed a strong fascination with webcam fun. I was talking to dom and he sent me this site, which is complete magic i tell you. I am now ready to have really hot (literally) sex with Johnny Storm. Especially now that I can light my cigarette with my bare hands. Yesssss Chris Evans here I come!

Residence Rajtaveaeujeassaea

I called the bkk hotel today to confirm our booking and also add an extra room for the cocks. This is our how our conversation went.

Me: Hi, can i check if my booking is confirmed etc.
Hotel Lady: Yes, check in 21 May.
Me: Ok, could i add one more room? So, 3 twin rooms in total?
Hotel Lady: 3 twin rooms.
Me: Great, could i request connected rooms?
Hotel Lady: No connected rooms, but side-by-side.
Me: Oh, okay.. and smoking rooms please.
Hotel Lady: No smoking..
Me: Nono, smoking rooms please.
Hotel Lady: You can open the window.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

OMGZ! The internet is awesome!

First of all, oh my god. Somebody created racist sunnies. Which are actually quite funny but only if asian people wear them. I see a huge flaw. Secondly, how retarded is this "they are attempting to replace shuttershades as ‘the kewl new glasses that tweens will wear." - Wall Street Journal.


That is so not kewl. [via]


Thirdly, I've finally found out who did the awess Cut Copy poster that I love so much and it turns out he did some other brilliantly beautiful ones. The man is Justin David Cox and I'm already a fan.

And lastly, I'd like to introduce Dropbox to y'all, which I found out about from the awesome David. I'm going to put it in 6 simple steps so that u can see just how simply awesome it is.

1. Download the program and install it
2. Sign up for an acc
   
3. Choose a place for the folder/use a default location on your hard drive.
4. Go to Dropbox and create a Shared Folder
5. Type in the e-mail addresses of the people u want to share with
6. Once they've signed up or approved of your invitation, that folder (on your hdd) will sync with the one on their computers. omg!!
   

I created one for Jules and June so anything that any of us puts in that folder will be seamlessly synced between our computers. How awesome! So we can share music, files, movies, porn, STDs, u name it!

U'll also have a 'public' folder. What u do is,

1. Drop/paste an item into that folder
2. Right click and go down to 'Dropbox' then 'Copy Public Link'
3. Paste that link to a friend via msn or e-mail or paste it in your blog.
4. Whoever u paste it to can then download that file by clicking on the link.

How fucking brilliant is that? So pls, go get one now and we can all scissor, 2009 style.

Might & Lotion

Friday photoshoot at Joo Chiat is up on FB, Behance Network, Yay Everyday! and Deviant Art.

You can download the wallpaper-size photos at DA and view the behind-the-scenes shots on FB.

More Penises

After spening at least half an hour to 45 minutes desperately clearing my RSS, I found out the following:

1. I have a rather large Twitter Penis (Tweenis), almost 7 inches, even though I'm fairly new to Twitter. Not Bad.
2. Jules has a longer Tweenis than me.
3. June has an even longest one.
4. I love marble games.
5. The 'Lion Whisperer' is so remarkable, but I'm afraid they'll kill him one day.
6. A Coldplay roadie (possibly the one who wanted to fuck me) wrote a 5-mile-long blog post about their gig in Sydney and a measly four-image-long one about Singapore. With no accompanying text.
7. Colours turn me on.
8. Cats are so fucking cute. I want one.
9. I think the Russians are bored.
   
10. Is this LSP's aunt?!
    

Twitchcock

Ok, there's bizarre and there's bizarre (and bizarre almost always comes from the japanese. See: breast enhancing ringtone). This is just so bizarre that it's awesome. This is the result of an experiment that involves an electrical stimulus to the facial muscles that can be hooked up to your ipod and make your face dance. That's what it claims to do. But i don't believe in all that 'face dancing' crap. I believe that this is really just an extremely entertaining instrument that was created for people like us (c&c) so that we can make our very own TwitchCock. If we could only get our hands on this..

[via FormFiftyFive]

Happy Up Here

Happy Up Here from Röyksopp on Vimeo.

I'm such a huge fan of Norwegian electronic duo, Royksopp and I'm loving the video for their new single, Happy Up Here. It's done in some kind of new school comic art. I love it. GUYS if you haven't already watched their video for Remind Me please go watch it now. I BEG YOU. It has been featured on countless top 50 music videos lists and it's got to be one of the most awesome videos in the world. I KID YOU NOT.

I love it so much that I'm going to put it up here again, though i'm sure i've blogged it before.


Remind Me from Röyksopp on Vimeo.

P/S: I just found out that Röyksopp is a direct translation for 'Smoke Mushroom'. SO KEWTZZ!

Summer Romance

Listening to This Boy's In Love by The Presets






If you haven't already seen Domestic Bliss, you should check it out. “Pitt’s idea of the irony of the perfect American family; set in 1963,″ is a brilliant concept shot by Steven Klien. I think actually.. it might just be an OK concept, it's just so brilliant when you put Brad & Angelina in it. I love it.


On my second note, I just watched Twilight. About 3 months too late or something. Omg Edward Cullen please do me hard in the head! HAHAHA I think the reason why teenage (and grown up) girls all over the world are so in love with Edward/Robert Pattinson, aside from the fact that he dresses well and is so goddamn sexy in the movie is because of how manly he is. Or his character at least. I mean even though I completely and utterly surrendered my heart and soul (and vadge) to Edward, somewhere in the back of my head I was aware that he was the not-very-hot character of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter, and that he's not that hot in real life. And I was also aware of the fact that the film (and maybe the book, haven't read it so i wouldn't know) was designed to suck in girls.





I mean, he falls madly in love with her. He's so - incredibly strong! HAHAHAHAHAH couldn't resist that - powerful but he's gentle with her. And he's so.. drawn to her but he shows such restraint. It's pretty much any girl's wet dream to meet a man like that, vampire or not. AND he saves her. TWICE. In a totally manly and goddamn sexy sort of way. When he drove his car in to save her OHHH MOTHER OF GOD. SEXIEST SHIT EVER. SEE. SUCKED IN. ME. COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY SOLD.

Goddamn this. FUCK THIS SHIT. Truth be told watching Twilight made me feel like I've missed out in life. Part of me feels like I should hunt Edward down and part of me feels fucking irritated tt the movie made me feel like a teenage girl.

I'm also very annoyed because I feel like Twilight invented the perfect man. And he's a vampire. Fictional. Which means that the rest of us are doomed to a life of imperfect men. Because Edward set the bar. FML.

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