Monday, March 16

More sex

Listening to Anywhere by The Presets

Someone once said that it would be impossible for the C&C people to hang out without talking about sex. Last night was a good example as to how that is not true.

On talk about American Idol.
Wm: Yesssss Danny's damn cute! He's so fuckable.
Pra: He's damn cute, but i wouldn't fuck him.
Ade: O_O
Ade: Dude, everytime he sings I imagine my vadge..
Wm & Pra: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ade: .. where his mouth is.
Wm & Pra: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wm: Ade, you are the biggest ho' ever.
Ade: No. That's Priya
Pra: Actully, i can understand. Like when i was watching the Oscars, all i could do was imagine myself riding Hugh Jackman while he hosted on stage.
Wm & Ade: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Wm: Priya, if you could pay Hugh Jackman for sex, how much would you spend on him?
Pra: (without hesitation) How much money do I have?
Wm & Ade: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Wm: Ok assuming you had 1 million dollars.
Pra: How many times do i get to fuck him?
Wm: Unlimited
Pra: You mean forever?! Then ONE MILLION DORRAS!
Wm & Ade: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

Ade:
Ok, but then you'd have no more money!
Pra: He got money what!
Wm: But it's just sex, it's not like marriage.
Pra: Nvm, then i'll just nasi kang kang him and he'll fall in love with me and share some of his money with me.
Wm & Ade: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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