Some Christmas Love

Listening to I Could Have Lied by Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Dear Secret Santa:



This is what I want for christmas. I have been very kind and thoughtful and included a picture so that it would be easier for u to identify my present. It is called 'Diamond Fiction' and it's made by Tag Heuer. There are 879 Top Wesselton (5.8 carats) Diamonds on this watch and only 3 of them have ever been made, so it shouldn't be too hard for u to find it and buy it for me.

No seriously. I want it. Even if u can only find a replica, i'll still take it.

[EDIT] Let me add, that this offer is open not just to my Secret Santa but to the general public. And I can say that this is an offer for a contract. If you get me Diamond Fiction I will shag you on the spot and swear my soul to be your eternal slave for as long as I live. There, I have stated my terms and any breach of contract can result in either party sueing because there is monetary value involved. Oh my god, I am going to get an AD for Media Law.

Lithium V2

Listening to The Other Side by Scissor Sisters



LITHIUM V2 HAS BEEN RELEASED!
LITHIUM V2 includes updated artwork and a new 'Scrap' section.

Toss Up

Listening to The Game Of Love by Santana & Michelle Branch



'Doc, I think something's wrong with me...'

Meet Mike

Listening to She's In Fashion by Suede



Meet Mike, he's one of those boys that your mum warned you about. He's effortlessly gorgeous, he's a smooth talker and has the most disarming eyes in the world. Just look at that proffessional shot. I didn't even have to ask him to pose, he just looked so sexy sitting there alone. Unfortunately, he's got a fetish for exhibitionism.

Believe it or not, this is also Mike:



Mike is also known as Horny.

Sweet Dreams Nutcracker Boy

Listening to FutureSex/LoveSound by Justin Timberlake



"She was my best friend.."

I'm having an emo day.

Like some nutcracker boy, you're falling asleep again..

Stan

Listening to Lil' Devil by The Cult



My friend, Stan.

Taken on my Sony Ericsson w810i

pop

Listening to We Luv U by Grand Theft Audio



"Be careful of what you wish for..."

My friend, Weiming

Listening to Bouncing Off The Walls by Sugarcult

Weiming when he's gay (which is 24/7):



Weiming when he's unglam:



Weiming when 'she took this':

Showdown

Listening to Happiness by Orson



Ordinary people do ordinary things like go to the ordinary movies and watch ordinary tv and read ordinary books or hang out with ordinary friends.

I don't really watch much movies or tv or read much books but I do hang out with extremely sexy people. My point is that ordinary people don't spend a few hours everyday playing with photoshop. The above is the product of my boredom.

Don't you just wish you were as sexy and talented as me?

Project

Listening to Crystal by New Order

I found out that self-portraits aren't as easy as they look.

(also available at www.lithiumcreatives.com)