Listening to You Could Have It So Much Better by Franz Ferdinand
Orite, i think I wrote my last entry when i was kinda drunk, and I feel kinda stupid now. But I'll stand by what I said, I love Andrew. I would marry him if I could. Hehe .. I'm officially halfway through my bike lessons! hehe .. now if mediacorp would just fucking pay me then i'd be on my way.
I just watched Domino, which is by far one of the best movies ever. The cinematography was just fucking amazing, and the plot was fantastic. Keira Knightly was so gorgeous that I was willing to turn lesbian throughout the course of the show. It's one of those movies that just blows you away and leaves you hanging off the edge of your couch. It's one of those movies with a whole lot of violence and course language except that this one actually had a good plot and a great lead actress. It's a fucking rollercoaster.
Now I just wanna tattoo myself up and have sex with a hot, rugged man in the middle of the desert. By the way, Keira Knightly reveals her tits in the movie. For those of you who are interested. heheehe .. she's got mosquito bites but she's still mafucking hot, just like me. HAHA
Anyhoo, I feel like I'm in some weird dimension, I haven't seen charbee and co in years.. Mavis has become a mat-rocker and jules has become a clubbing whore. Wtf. I'm so weirded out. HAHA .. I've been hanging out with Steph and Gerald and Lionel nearly everyday now (btw, Gerald is my future husband) .. I've got so little money that I'm struggling to pay for ice time and I've got enough left in my account for ONE more bike lesson. I want to buy a fucking helmet because the ones at the school are so mahfucking smelly.
U know ever since I started taking driving/riding lessons, I've been so paranoid about traffic after all the horror stories they tell us. And even though I still jay walk and shit, I'm much more careful. And today, right after my bike lesson, I had just crossed the road when this smelly school kid went running across the road and almost got hit by a bus. Not just one bus, but two busses. Both had to E-brake and the guy in the car behind the busses wound down his window and started shouting at the kid. He was wearing some white uniform and looked like he was 14. And the stupid cocky bastard just stood at the side of the road and laughed to his friend, who was still on the other side of the road.
His friend, who i think had atleast an ounce of brains had stayed there and was totally freaked by the scene he had just witnessed. So he waited for the traffic to move on and when the road was clear he ran across and started telling the first kid off.
Stupid: HAHAHAH DID U SEE THAT?
Smart: Yes, that was so stupid, are you crazy?
Stupid: It was so funny! was is like, damn close?
Smart: YES! The bus was so near to you! I thought it was really going to hit you!
Stupid: HAHAAH .. That's so funny!
Smart: No it's not, you could've gotten killed!
Stupid: Don't worry, It's not just one time la, this is like, the 6th time i've done this.
Smart: Wahlao, you're crazy la. (still looking very worried and traumatised)
Stupid: Relax la, it was so funny! (starting to look a bit annoyed)
Smart: One day you may not be so lucky.
Stupid: (Now looking fully put-out) Why are you freaking out, I'm still alive what.
Ohmygod. Singaporean kids really have no brains.
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