Saturday, December 30

Jambalaya

Listening to Something More by Switchfoot

PENANG CONTINUED
The following day, we decided to take a loooong journey to the opposite side of Penang to go jet skiing (by loooong i meant half an hour).



That's our cousin's car, which we followed to the beach. And the cool bit, is that where we were going is actually called 'The End of the World'. Check out what we found at the End of the World:



Err.. yeah. The first thing we saw was a 24 Jam (hour) convenience store. wth.



But what we really came for was this. The little fishing village known as the End of the World.. where we were going to dig out our friend's two jet skis and go crazy.



And all of us chilling by the beach just before we headed out to sea. It was wicked fun i tell you.



Here's a snapshot of the fishing village on our way home.



That's Steph and on of my favourite cousins, Ah Ling.



Siblings cruisin' home. We got to take the car out! On our own!



The next afternoon, we went to Tanjong Country Club and went horse-riding.



This boy is an ex-racehorse called 'ENERGY'. wartthefark. But he's the sweetest boy in the world and really beautiful.



That's Energy again.



This is Apollo.. another retired race-horse. Steph rode him for our session. Cheap right?



These are the monkeys! They really looked quite sad in the cage, but they're actually trained to pick coconuts from the really tall palm trees. They had a super-playful baby called Sasha.



And CHICKENS! OMG .. tonnes and tonnes of chickens. This place was like a fricken zoo.



Eh.. pornstar pose for the camera.



And this is the last little sweetie that we found. Isn't he cute?


The holiday was pretty damned good. Surprisingly. As much as I hate Malaysia, I love Penang. I mean, I haven't been to another country with better food than Penang. The char kway teow is to die for. Seriously.. i can eat it everyday.

And the entire trip was non-stop drinking. I don't know why but my relatives are all fuckin alcoholics. HAHA .. they open bottles like Chivas, SAKE, red wine.. for like breakfast, lunch and dinner. And then they keep re-filling our glasses and saying 'DRINK DRINK! GOOD HEALTH!!' I mean, how the hell are we gonna have good health if we keep drinking like that?

And we ate soooo much. My uncles and aunties like planned every meal down to the last detail. We would have a day that's like, buffet breakfast, buffet lunch, 10-course dinner and then char kway teow for supper. Like ohmyfuckingod.

Anyhoo.. we finally left the food and alcohol capital to go back to KL. And we ended up getting even more drunk with our KL friends. fuck chi right? And now I'm finally back in Singapore, and NYE's coming up really fast and I forsee another drunken night.

Goodbye liver..

Monday, December 25

LA LA!

Listening to I Don't Want The Night To End by Mandalay

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM PENANG!!!



U know what I love about Penang? The beach is always a 5 second walk away from wherever you are. Check out that beach, eh?



And my first niece! (: Ain't she the cutest little ball of happiness in the world? I'm actually getting the hang of looking after her (which is a little unnerving.)



And the corner of Gurney Drive, where the best food in the world can be found. And by 'best food' i don't mean McDonalds. hehe .. Penang like, totally, like rocks my socks.

Anyhoo, I just wanted to say MERRY CHRISTMAS to you all once again. I love you all a lot a lot!

Sunday, December 24

Penang 06

Listening to Chrystal Ball by Keane

DISCLAIMER
Okay, I'm kinda drunk now. So if i spell anything wrong, forgive me.

THE NIGHT BEFORE WE LEFT:



Alcoholics Anonymous (AA): Stephanie, Daniel, Andrew & Me (left to right)



We took turns to drive up to Penang while Mummy sat in the backseat. What a nice change huh? But the Honda Civic was seriously slow.



Following the BMW wasn't easy.



Steph and I cam-whoring at a pitt-stop.



...



...and.. Meet CHUBBY:



One of the latest in my cousin's long line of puppies. (we're in Penang already btw).. isn't she the cutest thing in the world? And she damn fuckin chubby.



CHUBBY, I SAY, CHUBBY!!!



Our hotel, which is 10 metres away from the beach. Seriously, i took this photo when i was at the beach.. facing my hotel. Just along Gurney Drive and 20 metres walk to the my cousin's restaurant or the best restaurant in Penang, Zealand.



Steph and I having a smoke by the beach. Late night, bad lighting.



And clubbing at 'Soho'. Omg.. we had like 12 jugs of beer. Which is why I'm still drunk now.. but atleast I managed to blog pretty coherently. err.. if i'm not do tag. hehe .. I miss Singapore. I don't really like Malaysia, but I absolutely love Penang. My cousins rock. See u guys back in 07!!!

Monday, December 18

THE NSLF

Introducing, the NLSF, otherwise known as the NATIONAL LAO SAI FOUNDATION... At NLSF, we aim to help people who Lao Sai in their pants/on their beds when they sleep. If you have problems controlling your anus, we understand.



NLSF was founded by none other than Mr. LSP himself:



More info can be found at www.NLSF.com, or you can visit one of our support groups such as:



The Mobile Entry

Listening to Soul Meets Body by Death Cab For Cutie

It was love at first sight...


...And I will get it.
I'm planning to upgrade to this bike next year. I know getting a bike was meant to be a temporary thing.. a convenience thing. But god, it's so fucking addictive.. yes, cars are comfortable, nice to drive and you don't have to worry about the rain. But until any of you get your 2B license, you will never understand how fucking awesome it feels to be in control of a bike and to ride around on your own. It's one of the most orgasmic feelings ever. And this bike in particular, oh. my. god. Sex on wheels. Will my Secret Santa next year get this for me? Pretty please?



Anyways, on to my story.
This is STORY ONE:
This white dude just bought this bike, it's an R6. Oh so sexy. And it's absolutely brand new. And he parked next to me. When I was giving my bike some TLC and polishing it today, I couldn't take my eyes off that bike. Mine looked like absolute horsepiss next to it. And to make things worse, i was parked between that and a BMW sports bike. I hope u understand how shitty I feel. I can't wait to upgrade.

STORY TWO:
I spent the entire day running around Singapore (almost 6 hours to be exact) with Weiming looking for his 'kid's gift. OMG dude. If you are Weiming's kid, you are damn lucky. He put in so much effort into your present. And not just by running around Singapore. Tomorrow you will understand. And actually, if you are my kid, you are damn lucky too. Because I bought something from Prada for you (no, not fake Prada/Prado/Prata). So please kiss the ground that I walk on. And to my Secret Santa: YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT. Because we are exchanging gifts tomorrow and today you post on my tagboard that no one told u about my gift. WHAT SAI! I'm the easiest kid to shop for. I only asked for one thing and i gave specific instructions for what to get me. Pfft.. Anyways, after I got back to Pandan Valley, I met up with some friends and..



QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Me: Oh my god dude, on my way to town, I saw a Ferrari like IN the road divider.
Boys: Whoa, that's painful.
Brett: That's like equivalent to crashing a condo. Have you ever crashed your condo?

Sunday, December 17

Poker too

Listening to You're All I Have by Snow Patrol

Saturday, December 16

Poke-poke-poker

Listening to I Could Have Lied by Red Hot Chilli Peppers






Today was eventful. We had a super-filling dinner at New York New York @ CityLink Mall with Charbee&Co-ers, minus prahnie and Joo Joo. And spent all our time there making jokes about LSP (Jon). Then we went to Macs at Marina Square and spent another couple of hours talking about shit. Not talking shit, but talking about shit. Literally shit. WTF yeh. Shit makes a great conversation topics. Do you know how many types of shit there are? haha



Anyhoo, got back to PV to discover that it was Daryl's birthday [I'm such a great friend aren't I?] and that Lionel's back from Switzerland - the first of the entire group of overseas people returning for christmas. I'm so happy. And the party was in full-swing. As u can see, that's all the free leftover liquour they finished after the party ended. Not bad not bad.

Well, the break has officially started. Finally. No more shitty so-called common test weeks where we end up having to go back to school for lectures/tutorials. Very soon I'll be off to Malaysia land. And I have to bring my fucking laptop with me. How lucky am I? I have to do work while I'm on holiday. Can you see the brilliant smile on my face?



DEAR SECRET SANTA [PART II]

This is the sweater that I want. I want it in white, UK size 8. It's available at any TopShop and costs $29 (making full use of our $30 budget. Yessssssssssssssss!) Please make sure u buy the right one, because there's a big selection of similar-ish sweaters selling at TopShop now and I want this one specifically. White okay? WHITE. Size 8. Not 6, not 10, not 12, but 8 (that'll make ms. chan proud). And I must absolutely get this as my present since it is the only one of my list.

EXCEPTIONS: Only Jules can be excused from getting my the sweater if she's my secret santa because she promised me a Porche. Thanks dood.



That being said, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!! I LUBTCH YOU ALL A LOT A LOT!!!

Wednesday, December 13

Dear Secret Santa

Listening to Ooh by Scissor Sisters

DEAR SECRET SANTA,

I WOULD LIKE ANY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
  1. Diamond Fiction by Tag Heuer (pls refer to post below)
  2. A Vespa
  3. A 200 chip casino style poker set with mat/board
  4. A new mac
  5. A Porche Carrera (actually, any car also can la)
  6. The new Sony Cybershot consumer range cameras
  7. A Fisheye Lens
  8. Miss Sixty Boxing Boots
  9. The 'White' Gorillaz vinyl toy set
  10. A studio appartment on Grange Road (I don't mind HDB either)
JULES, if you are my secret santa u better fucking get me the Porche okay?

Ok seriously, get me a white v-neck sweater from Top Shop. It's like this super-soft material.. and there's no print or logo and shit on it.. And it should be exactly $30 or slightly less. If you're feeling stingy just bring Jules with you, she's got a 10% discount cause her tits are big (no seriously). About the size, i'm not sure yet so i'll post again soon about that.

Sunday, December 3

MOS night

Listening to We Luv You by Grand Theft Audio

MOS NIGHT:
Party with us and you'll never forget it.
Or u might end up killing yourself.






The very mesmerizing floor at Kandi Bar



The love of my life. Haha



Tim's super-cute crocodile.



Tim, err.. on the phone outside Kandi Bar.



5 very happy people.



Thomas passed out.



Superhigh Julie and on-the-verge-of-passing-out Ian.