The one with the beach.

Ok, if you don't count the whole malaysia episode, i gotta say, this week has been a fuckin blast. David, Mei, Steph and I have just been partying non-stop, it's either in town, at the beach, playing majong until 5 am, chilling at a bar or clubbing at zouk/MOS. And of course, our sidekicks include Yuey and Gordon [who is 'one hunky monkey']. haha

Some pictures to munch on:

We took my puppy to the beach! He's being superman.

Gives a whole new meaning to 'the wind in my face'.

Mei back in Singapore waters.

HAHA

DAVIDSES! He looks like harry potter.

Lining up to dunk mei.

The successful dunk.

Steph, at the beach bar.

David. Conquering the beach with vaults and backflips and whatnot. Look out for those pics. Coming soon to a deviantART near you.

speed

Ever wondered what it was like to live in a volatile family? Like walking on broken glass, or when u walk through an alley and there's this huge guy at the end of it and somehow you know that if you took one wrong step he would beat you over the head with a fist the size of a dinner plate Ever wondered what it was like to live in air where you can't breathe, where there's always this pulpable tension around you, and your heart pounds constantly. Like adrenaline, because your whole life is fight or flight. And your mind and body is scarred and you hate yourself for showing fear and anger boils down into your bones. Ever wondered what it was like to know that if you had a gun he would be dead now and you'd be in jail soon?

Like sitting in a car and speeding along the highway. I actually wished that we would crash. I wanted to see the barrier zoom up towards us and expand until it filled all my vision and life would darken in a second.

Christmas fucking sucked.

NO ONE HANDED UP MY FEAT 1 FOR ME. FUCK.

MOSSSS

Listening to I Need Some Sleep by The Eels

OMG. M.O.S WAS FUCCKIN AWESOME. LISTEN TO MY STORY. We went to every single room there was in the entire place and i FUCKIN LOVE it. Saw Ian there too. Thank god he didn't grind me, although he tried. HAHA.. Anyways, went with Davidses, Mei, Steph, Yuey and Gordon. It was sooooooo cool, the que was almost 3 blocks long but we managed to cut in somewhere near the front. So yay.

I loved the HipHop room, fuckin awesome.. the music was good, but it was so packed. It was hard jus getting into the dance floor. And steph, mei and I picked up 3 different guys. AHHAHA.. mine was really boring, he had all these cheesy pick up lines. LOL. But yes, so, steph stole the hot guy and mei was practically grinding hers, and i was.. bored. So i ran away and went to find David, cause he was my personal bouncer. LOL, he like, follows me to the toilet and bulldozes a path for me. Yes. But he and yuey had run off.. so me and Gordon decided to go find him and then, guess what happened.


I SAW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

OMG. HAHA.. okay, he isn't the love of my life, that would probably be sashi. But still, this guy was like .. my 2nd hugest crush ever, and totally innapropriate as well. And i'm not revealling his name. HAHA .. okay, but still.. i can't help it. HE'S SO HOT. SO FUCKIN HOT. And he said he lost my number, and asked for it again. AND THEN, he said that i look really hot tonight, AND THEN! HE ASKED ME OUT!
OMG. I Think I just came.
YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYA

I am orgasming right now. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!! MAY LOVE SHINE ON ALL OF YOU! HHAHAHAHAHAH .. something for u all to munch on while i'm in hell for the next 4 days: my latest deviation, on the right sidebar. (: my christmas t-shirt designs for my whole family. If u would like to buy one place ur orders here. hehe

Mambo

66 more pageviews till i hit 5000 on DeviantART! What a milestone.

Zouk was incredible today, i finally got to see David today. We had so much fun, i guess i only hate clubbing cause i always go with the wrong people. But today was soooooo much fun. This weird dude tried to hit on us, and we tried to hit on all these guys. mei was goin wild. HAHA .. people kept staring at us cause we kept making up weird dance moves and david got hit on atleast 5 times by GUYS. HAHA..

so yes, we decided to play this retarded game. We'd each pick a number and then we'd count the guys who were leaning againts this wall, and we had to try and pick up the guy who's our number. And i was about to go when this REALLY REALLY REALLY HOT guy came walking in my direction. And steph was like, DO IT, DO IT NOW! And i did the coolest thing. I just smiled my most retarded smile at him, like for a full 5 minutes. And he looked really confused, and then he smiled back and i just kept smiling until he walked away. And it was like my fuckin mouth was glued shut. I am so cool aren't I.

American Idiot

Listening to Art by Taproot

Busy busy busy. I hate being so busy.

Scarlet Fever

Listening to Hard To Beat by Hard-Fi

I had a lot of fun taking this one.

We didn't have fun trying to get up on this thing.
Click HERE if u can't view it.

Went to West Coast Park today for our photoshoot, it wasn't that great in terms of photos cause there were so many kids around. It felt like someone stole all the children in singapore and threw them into West Coast Park. Anyways. It was still a lot of fun because we had so many people. Thank you all for coming, and i apologise for not getting to shoot all of u. Here are some of our group shots for u guys to drool over. (:

P/S: I met this guy from Malta in Deviant Art, I think he thinks we're fated. It's kinda cool. haha

XB looks unglam.

XB still looks unglam.

The scene of the crime. We bullied kids here.
P/S: the image is in large size if u wish to download it as ur wallpaper.

iRock

Listening to I'm Your Villain by Franz Ferdinand

IT IS GLAM.
click HERE please.

Mmmolives.

Listening to Paper Sun by Def Leppard

Man.. burnout. That's the word. Had a long day today.. in school until 7 and then to dinner and after I went to meet Xin and Jo. And Daniel was there with his lovely golden retriever, and Tim too. Tim's grown up! haha .. he's so tall now. But still really skinny. Anyways, Reza came down.. for Web D consultation. All the memories just came screaming back at me. So yeah.. i just got home.. it's 4am now. And we haven't finished.. gonna continue tmrw. HA HA .. so glam right. I'm going to sleep.. going shopping real early tmrw. yay!

Wishlist

Listening to Ways & Means by Snow Patrol

My wishlist for that unfortunate secret santa:

• A jacket, i don't want anything shiny or stretchy. S or M should be ok but keep the reciept just in case. Black or brown or dark-ish green.
  
• Stripes. I like striped things now.
• A bag, something solid. Ok, not solid. I just don't want a bag that just crumbles into a pile if u put it on the floor. Get what I mean?
• A glam IPOD case
• Weiming's brown belt. If you can get it from him. haha

shit. sorry.. i can't really think of anything else below $25. If ur getting me clothes pls don't get me anything from Top Shop because I'm going on saturday and i plan to buy everything that i like so.. whatever u get me i'll either have it or hate it. HAHAHA.

HINT HINT: STRIPES!!

I'M SO SCREWED FOR ADVERTISING. I SWEAR. LOOKBOOKMEN HATES ME. THEY HAVE NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ONLINE. AND THEY WON'T REPLY MY E-MAILS. FARKKKK.

Tissue

Listening to I Need You by The Wonders

Ok. This is really pissing me off.

Day 1: Fever and sore throat
Day 2: Pounding headache and sore throat
Day 3: FUCKING SORE THROAT
Day 4: Blocked, runny nose, cough and SORE-FUCKING-THROAT.


I've had enough tissue today to save the rainforests worldwide. I think I'm successfully rubbed the skin off the insides of my nostrils.

I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE NOW, JUST FOR THE PURE SATISFACTION OF IT.



I hate how MCs mean nothing to me anymore.

...

I. FEEL. LIKE. SHIT.

TRANSIT

Listening to Spread Your Wings by Robbie Williams

I feel like shit today. So fucking sick, i don't even want to move. I just spent my entire day in front of the tv. Mum and Dad have drove up to KL this morning. Man.. I feel totally unhealthy. I'm too lethargic to cook. I think i'm about to over-dose on vitamin c though. HAha. Yeah, been trying to cure myself with redoxon tablets, i've have about three already.

Anyways, I just watched 'TRANSIT' on MTV. MTV's global Aids campaign's first-ever made-for-TV movie. It was screened on every MTV channel worldwide on 1st Dec, world aids day. I guess I caught the rerun. Excellent film, i think it deserves an emmy. Seriously, it covers all these people with different cultures and backgrounds and the story weaves them all together. If you have the time you should really try to catch it.

The Office

Listening to On The Mend by Foo Fighters

The Office
I was at an office today. The typical kind, there was a typewriter. Here's the story.

I'm really sick now.. caught the flu from my mum. Ciggarettes taste like toilet tissue and my throat feels like sandpaper. There's lethargy in every bone of my body and i feel like hell has frozen over. On top of that mum dragged me out for dinner. WITH DAD. I know i despise every social situation with him but dinner is THE WORST. Because of the half an hour car ride. That half hour ride is like travelling to hell and back. I feel like shooting myself now.

The Fashion Show

Listening to Joy Ride by Rooster

The Fashion Show

I HATE AIRPORTS. I love them and I hate them. I think my life is filled with people that leave me. They go away and they hate leaving but then slowly the pieces move into place and before you know it that's their new world. Not you anymore. And sometimes u spend so much time at the airport saying goodbye and then awhile later you're waiting eagerly at the arrival hall to see that face you missed for so long.

Then after awhile you hate it. Have you ever had that before? Have you ever seen someone leave so many times, felt sad and lost and missed him/her so many times, that the feeling dies? You don't miss them anymore. You don't want to get excited that their back cause you're tired of missing them when they're gone again. Yeah. That's it. I hate airports. And I have this overwhelming urge to leave Singapore too.

Mum came back today, and Mei too. It was really great seeing them again. It's getting quite routine. Yeah, David and Steph are gonna be back soon. And then mum and dad and jonathan are flying off. And before u know it david and steph are gone again. I'm tired of this. I love routine. I don't want back and forth. I want everything to stay the way it is.

I hate how the only constant in my life is my father. FUCKING SAD PIECE OF SENILE SHIT. Everyone I love has to fly off somewhere. I don't want to live in Singapore and co-habitat with an asshole anymore. FUCK.

I apologise for all the whining.

Home Sweet Home

Listening to Rock The House by Gorillaz

"You know I'm a dreamer
But my heart's of gold
I had to run away high
So I wouldn't come home low"

I've been insanely ferdy lately. Was in school until 8.30 today doing Media Management and until 10pm yesterday doing Media Research Methods. Sometimes I wonder why I work so hard at something that I'm losing more and more interest in everyday.

"You know that I've seen
Too many romantic dreams
Up in lights, fallin' off
The silver screen"

CHEYBYE

Listening to A Story About A Girl by Our Lady Peace

I was trying to upload all our colour flash photos from the railway track but apparently BLOGGER IS BEING A BITCH and I'm bloody irritated now and I want to sleep and I haven't even compiled my MRM lit review so val's gonna kill me tmrw. But FUCK. I can't be bothered.

Btw everyone go to deviant art and check out my latest piece HERE.

Deviant Factory

Listening to She's So High by Tal Bachman

If you can't view it, please click HERE.

YAY! I'm so glad that XB and I went for the spot & shoot photography comp even though we didn't win because it sparked off our Sunday rituals. Adobe has become my obsessive compulsive disorder. I've been going deeper into photomanipulations.. hoping to build an impressive enough portfolio to get hired at Furious for my internship.

Anyways, this Sunday we managed to get 7 models down with us, comprising of Weiming, Anne, Jules, Mavis, Don, Reza and Loretta. THANK YOU GUYS! YOU ALL ROCKSSS. I LUBTCH YOU!

So yes, we went to the Bukit Timah Railway track this time, this is my first production from our shoot today. There will be more to come. (: Hope you like it. For those of you with Deviant Art accounts, please go to My Page and comment. Hehe

Also: Watch out next week for a new, exciting adventure. Those who would like to model for XB & me, you are welcome to come. Please let me know. Those who would like to join to take photos are welcome too.

Also again: Today I experimented with my new colorsplash flash. Here's the best one we got out of it.

Sketches

Listening to Mr. Jones by Counting Crows

Dinner with Felix was incredible. HAHA .. I swear I'm still high from all the laughing. This has got to be the funnest night ever.

P/S: COME TO ME FOR THE HOTTEST GOSSIP OF ALL TIME.

[update] Guess what I did when I arrived home. I spent 5 hours on photoshop. I swear, it's an obsessive compulsive disorder.
This is the end product.
LINK

Starcrossed

Behold this night, still and clear
You look here just like an angel sleeping
I wish I could ease your fears
I would catch the diamond tears you're weeping
In your eyes I would hide
By your side I could defy
The forces tearing us apart
But reality, as it seems
Looking back, is that our dream
Was fated from the start

I'll remain in your hold
Body, mind, heart and soul
As long as I breathe
Though consequence takes its toll
All is out of our control
That's how it will be
So close your eyes
Listen to me one last time
There's something I have to say
When your faith turns to despair
Always will my love be there
And never fade away

We're star-crossed and can't escape
We're condemned and can only wait
At this time now it's far too late
To save us from our fate

Kenya

Listening to Vampire Love by Ash

I just watched WildBoyz. The most fantastic reality show I have ever watched. FUCKIN INSANE!

Quote of the day: "That cobra just blew a load onto my face. It could've cost me my life."

--- Dad came home drunk again today.

Guess Who.

Listening to Starcrossed by Ash

If the clicking on the picture doesn't work, please click HERE.

As you all know. The past few days has involved many instances of photo opportunities. And we have NOT let them slip by without notice. We have embraced them with love and tender care. With pudgy little fingers sqeezed down on that 'Drive-mode' trigger. And I've finally found the time to compile it all. Ladies and gentlement, the latest action-packed, celebrity-filled thriller has come to the studios. I give you, GUESS WHO LOOKS LIKE DONKEY.

Yes. It's a real question. You are supposed to guess.

FUCK

Listening to Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue

I'm experiencing cognitive dissonance. I caved today and bought a pack. Dad gave me twenty dollars. It was like gold bars. Believe it or not, I'm sure we all know what it's like to have money placed in front of u when ur ground zero broke. And I spent it on a good pack of Marlboros.

I'm so addicted. HAHA .. used to be in denial. Told myself I could quit whenever I wanted. Fuckin hell. If that's true then Weiming's straight. I crave for a smoke all the time but everytime I light up I feel like I don't want to smoke anymore.

FARKERNEHNEH.

Cherry-ade

Watching Video Music Awards by MTV

OMG Damon Albarn is so fuckin' hot.

I've been totally unhealthy lately. I'm so utterly fuckin broke from buying my lomo-cam tt I can barely afford to eat. Been staying at home a lot and doing homework and eating instant noodles. HAHA .. best way to save money I guess. Anyways, Leslie wants me to act in his latest production. Apparently I'm gonna be a knocked-up girl. HAHA so sad.

Ranting and ravings:

• I want BeBe back
• I don't want to be alone anymore
• I feel like moving out.
• I feel like I'm not good enough.
• I can't do what I really wanna do.
• I feel like I'm wasting my time.
• I feel sick.
  

and Jules is cheating on me.

The Year 2000

Listening to Welcome To The New South by Less Than Jake

More Coming Soon...

Yes, I know. I said Playdough Porn was coming soon. And so will this. But I've been busy and somehow.. time never works my way. I feel lethargic from a lack of sleep but for some reason now I feel like sleep is a waste of time. So I force myself to sleep. I was supposed to come home today at 9 after a long day of photography IS class in Orchard with Rett, Clara, Arman & XB, wandering in Borders & the Apple Centre with XB, shopping at Mustafa with XB, WM, Joo & Poo, Tarrot readings at macdonalds, flea market-ing at little india with XB & Joo and dinner in town with Val, Karen & XB so that I could make the 3 million photos into GIF animations.

By which way, I bought an external flash for $4 and a VERY OLD SCHOOL Chinon Auto Handyzoom 35-70mm 5001 film camera for $3! I know the name sounds chim but it's actually quite bad la.. 35-70mm is pathetic. But whatever. I still like it cause it looks old school. it's gonna be more of a collection thing. Anyway, my lomo cam arrived today as well. I'm VERY happy. But i'm scared to take photos. I'm so used to digital, snapping whenever u want. Film costs money to develop and i don't quite have money. So yes. FUCK RIGHT.

Anyways, I never quite got home to make GIF animations. Lets say I got side-tracked by Xin, Jo & Dennis. Spent ages whining about how much we miss BeBe and playing with flamables. By which way, I took some home so that I can use them for my photography session with XB and our models this weekend. I think I've been spending too much time with XB, I'm tired of his lame jokes. Anyways, stay updated. The FINALE of THE HARD TIMES is coming soon.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

A Day Out At The Tracks

Listening to Advertising Space by Robbie Williams

If you can't access it by clicking on the image, click HERE.

It's HERE! Photos from our adventures at the abandoned railway track. It's not everything, I cut out a lot cause I've been way too lazy to resize and upload everything. Anyways, the quality isn't very good cause I made them all optimised for the web. Anyways, BeBe's gone to a new home for 2 weeks, and I probably won't be able to see her. I was going home and I saw the lights on in Summer and just sorta assumed that she'd be there and she was and it felt incredible to see her again. And honestly, she went crazy when she saw me. She just started jumping all over me, which was amazing considering how shy she was when I first met her. She doesn't even jump in Xin or Jo. It was incredible.. I can't believe how much I love that short little dog. I'm gonna miss her so much. It was so sad when they came to collect her. :(

Pure Seduction

Listening to Tripping by Robbie Williams

The babies are black and white! It's adorable. I love black and white mice. YAY! Anyways, their colour only started showing today. I went down to Summer today cause Ken promised me a haircut. And i told him exactly what style I wanted and then he told me exactly what style HE wanted to give me. So I said, fine, i'll trust u. Yes. It's not my usual style, that's all im gonna say.

Anyways, i'm going to meet dennis for a smoke [more like steal ciggs from him] and then i'm meeting charbee and co. Bringing them up to the abandoned railway track that goes over the canal at sunset way, XB and I are gonna shoot them at sunset. HAHA .. that sounds so wrong. Anyways, wait for the pics!

Congestion

Listening to Sophmore Slump of Comeback of the Year by Fall Out Boy

HA. Had a very productive Feature Writing meeting today in town at our beloved Newswriting/Featurewriting Coffeebean spot. I still can't believe I willingly paid 5 bucks for a drink even when I'm so broke. Anyways. After lunch i decided to go home, cause home is the best place to go when you don't wanna spend money. And I spent about 3-4 hours working with my tablet and this is what I produced:

Click HERE for a larger view.

You won't regret it.

I'm really proud of it! Hahah.. considering that I rarely do digital art, I'm really satisfied with this. It was actually inspired by this site that Ian showed me, called Electric Heat.org. So yeah, please click on it to see it in full size.

A Box Of Memories

I just remembered tt when i was clearing out my room i compiled a box of memories. All the stuff that i could'nt bear to throw away. Things like old diaries and letters and photos and other parephernalia. And yeah, i discovered this page of a diary that was particularly angsty and hence ridiculously funny.

Anyways, here are some photos I found for your entertainment.

Me in Dallas

Stephanie & Me

Mum said I loved the snow

AND NOW FOR THE UNGLAMMEST PHOTO OF ALL:

Have a good day, Singapore

OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THEY'RE MAKING PHILLIP PULLMAN'S 'DARK MATERIALS' TRILOGY INTO A SERIES OF MOVIES THAT'S GONNA BE BETTER THAN LORD OF THE RINGS. FUCK ME I'M ECSTATIC. I SWEAR TO GOD 'DARK MATERIALS' IS EVEN BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER.
Seriously, go watch the trailer for The Chronicles of Narnia. If you think it looks cool, Dark Materials in ten fuckin thousand times better.

Will u be my BeBe?

Listening to 7 Minutes in Heaven by Fall Out Boy

Harry Potter was. Up to my expectations. Which was .. disappointing. I kinda expected it to be below expectations and it turned out to be true. Anyways, Maltesers had babies, like 4 or 5. Couldn't really get a clear view so i can't tell how many exactly. Which got me worried because if monty eats one a month that's half a year. In half a year the babies wouldn't be babies anymore. They would be huge and too big for Monty to eat. FUCK right. So I fed one of the white babies. Much to my regret.. Monty struck her 3 times and she escaped 3 times. I felt damn bad la.

Anyways, my days have become quite a routine, wake up at 6, have breakfast, check on the mice and monty, feed and water the mice, monty and the dogs. Walk the dogs, have a smoke and go to school. Come back from school, drop BeBe off with Xin, cook dinner, bum around and do homework and then walk CoCo down to Summer Hair Salon after hours to chat with Xin, Jo and Ken and sometimes Daryl. Then bring BeBe home and settle her down for the night. Haha .. why does my life seem to revolve around animals?

eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

HARRY!
POTTER!
TODAY!
OMYGOD!

The Faces of Singapore

Listening to Angels Calling by Rooster

This is what 24 hours with XB does to you. I pet-named this piece 'insanity'.

[click on the image for a full-view]

[update] Well, the photography competition was a lot more insane than I expected. Thanks to XB and his street directory which was very helpful, and his bus directory which was.. irrelevant. Haha .. I think in the past 24 hours I have seen more of singapore than I have in a year. XB and I travelled everywhere by foot, covering 14 historical sites in singapore.

Anyways, it was really tiring. We were out by 1pm on saturday, home by 1am and then we rushed into editting and a quick sleep before we were out of the house at 7am and off again. Running around. We finally went home at 6pm on Sunday. It was invigorating but also, quite refreshing. It was definitely a rewarding experience. Overall, I'm quite proud of our photos, and I really think we stand a chance to win. Anyways, XB and I were talking, and we're thinking that once in awhile we can go out and just dedicate that time to taking photos. Anyone can join us if they like.

Also. As u can tell, all of my references are to XB. Our third member, was like never there. But I shan't make a fuss about it, my condolences to the camera he lost. :(

Zeeeeesty

Last night I planned to wake up at 6 so that I had enough time to bum around and do the MRM homework. I woke up at 7. Nevermind, class starts at 11. For some unforseen reason, I ended up in school at 10, MRM homework done and printed, breakfast eaten and half an hour shower + bumming time included and wondering where the fuck my class was. Fark. It is unglamness worthy of Ian.

I'm bored and tired. I really really really really reall want to sleep. I was planning to wake up waaaaaaaay into the afternoon tomorrow but i can't. Why? Because of the fucking nehneh photography competition. FARK. But nevermind. At least I get monday off school. HA HA

Cries of Boredom

Listening to Perfect Day by Rafe

I've been extremely hard working. Went right home and did all my homework for feature writing and photography. I shall shock you with my THREE PAGES of feature writing. HAHA .. that's without double spacing. Photography's a bitch. XB, don't forget to do the shots for colours, contrasting and similar. I think it should be 3 each. 10 Golden Rule shots, 5 frame-in-a-frame shots and 3 sets of good and bad examples for backgrounds. Anyways. I know this is totally unoriginal but I'm bored.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Adeline
2. Mooooooooonteng
3. Ad, Addy & Adel [sorry i cheated.]

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My eyes
2. My gums. I'm just kidding.
3. My second toe on both feet. I'm not kidding.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My thighs
2. My Nose
3. My Lips

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. ALL
2. CHINA
3. DESCENDANTS [HAHAH]

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Cockroaches
2. The Sea [i said the sea. not the beach.]
3. Ian when he grinds people.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. handphone
2. cigarettes
3. moolah!

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. My conquest shirt
2. Vespa shorts
3. umm.. that's it, no undies. HAHA

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Death Cab
2. Finger Eleven
3. Greenday

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
currently
1. Weezer - We are all on drugs
2. Rafe - Everything
3. Death Cab - Summer Skin

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Security
2. Humour
3. HUGS!

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I feel like I'm wasting time in mass comm.
2. I wank 3257453 times a day.
3. I wish Pat Wong was my father.

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Short guys. HAHA .. not shorter than me though.
2. A cheeky smile
3. Loyalty

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Digging gold
2. Photography, web design, photoshop and deviantart jam-packed together.
3. SLEEP.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Sleep.
2. Fly to London to visit Steph and watch Harry Potter on the premiere and leichester square.
3. Plan to skip school.

THREE CAREERS YOU HAVE CONSIDERED:
1. Product design
2. Graphic Design [conde nast!!]
3. Interior Design

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Dubai
2. Tokyo
3. Venice

THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Kash & Ash
2. DJ
3. Kyle

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. have sex with a white guy [preferably colin farrel, chris evans or brad pitt]
2. make it big on deviant art
3. be able to afford an apartment in uptown new york

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I can't stop wearing jeans
2. A hint of a mustache
3. Probably a lack of gracefulness

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. My vagina.
2. I love shopping
3. I LOVE MEN and hate them at the same time.

THREE MALE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Chris Evans
2. Brad Pitt
3. Dermot Mulroney

THREE FEMALE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Jessica Alba
3. can't think of anymore.

P/S: My brother's coming back today! I'm going to set my goal to get him hooked on Rafe.

Deep and Meaningless

Listening to Perfect Day by Rafe

RAFE IS ON LOOP. 24 HOURS A DAY. I can't stop listening to them. fuckity fuck. I'm loading all the photos up on the net. S'taking forever cause the files are fuge. Forgot to change the settings after photography class and now i'm too lazy to resize so i decided to fuckkit and just load them. Also good listens: Switchfoot: The Setting Sun and Rooster's Deep and Meaningless. Fuckin lovely songs. And of course. The glue that holds us all together, WEEZER. HAHA .. I would die without music. Simply shrivel up and die.

Hum dee dum, today was so much fun. Probably the last time we are all this free until christmas [MOO WE MISSED YOO!]. But yeah. Had photography class with XB. And then we skipped by the booksale where Ian saved my laptop. IAN, I LOVE YOU. [but not literally. please do not take thsi as a signal for you to grind your ass into me again or hump the air inches from my face. I have been mortally wounded from that image.]

Then, we went to Holland V. Had BK for lunch and laughed about stupid retarded things. Skipped to the pet shop where this BITCH worked. Nnngh. And then, we wanted to go to Tangos. But it WAS CLOSED. Oh my fuck. Or in the words of Juan: What in the flying fuck? Yes. So you know what we did? We went to the Eski Bar instead. It's the sub-zero degree bar. And we had a survivor challenge. Me, Joo, Poo and WM in the freeze room. See who could last longer. The outfit: slippers, no jackets. Except JULES THAT CHEATER that wore sneakers. It's negative 14 degrees in there. Some fuckin cold shit.

So Poo was the first to go running out with painful toes. And the WM gave up and ran out. Juan and XB joined the challenge shortly after. Did I mention that the bar is made of ice? I want to work there. I'm actually seriously considering it. Starting pay $7 per hour, and they're willing to hire me for bartender! So exciting! But then again, i'll be plagued by dirty looks from the Tango's staff. I can just hear Andy's voice in my head already. Like I'm some kinda traitor. Which I guess I would be if I joined Eski Bar.

Anyways. The challenge ended in a truce between me and Joo. Our noses were red, Jules had a frozen booger in her nose and my toes were stiff and painful. Joo could no longer clench her fist and I think my face was made of plastic. BTW: The boys gave up before us. HAHA .. not to mention that they started 10 minutes after us. HA HA.

YEsh. Had dinner at Chrystal Jade, me and wm dragged Jules there kicking and screaming and we spent a LOT of time camera-whoring. Pictures are up, HERE.

If you call me today,
I'd say that I'm fine.
But I bet you can tell
by the tone of my voice,
it's just a lie.
You knew what you had,
you still walked away
leaving me in this mess
my love for you,
is deep and meaningless.

But I'd do it again to relive what we had.

My Wishlist

Listening to Deep And Meaningless by Rooster

I was making a Christmas wishlist. No, it's not too early. I will be releasing it soon so that you guys have over a month to get me everything and hence have no excuses not to get me something. Anyways, I was thinking about things I might want, and they're all too expensive for u guys, like a TV set, or an IPOD dock, or better yet, IPOD speakers [incl. dock]. And I realised that there isn't anything that I desperately need right now. But fret not. For those of you who let out a breath thinking, 'thank god she doesn't want anything this year', YOU'RE WRONG. I WILL HAVE A LIST FOR YOU.

And you'll appreciate it too. Really, wouldn't u rather get me something you KNOW i'll love rather than running around thinking of what to get for me and settling on something that I might throw to one side and then pretend that I lost it or that my sister hijacked it and took it to England?

So yes, list will be out soon. Anyways, I got round to thinking of that lomography LC-A that I always wanted. And you know what, screw my savings. So I'll starve a little this month. If I don't get it now I won't ever get around to getting it. I'm going to bomb everything and go for it. So yeah. That's off my list, but what's ON my list, just a hint:

Some accessories for the lomo-cam that I'm getting. Like a fisheye adaptor lens or a glam Lomo L-case for my kick-ass LC-A. HAHA .. Or for those of you that are feeling generous, there's always one of my dream lomo-cams: the Seagull TLR or the Zero 35mm Pinhole cam. Come on, you know you want to. And. If anyone gets me the Zenit MF-1 camera, I will marry you on the spot and have sex with you 5 times a day until told otherwise. All these can be found at lomography.com.. if they ask you to select a country please choose australia, not singapore. If you choose singapore, they will send u to some cheena website. Alrighty then. Happy lomo-shopping for Adeline. HAHA

[edit] Quote of the day came when I was about to sleep. I've just been by MOT. FUCKING RETARDED KIDS THAT ARE FROM MY SCHOOL. MY PRIMARY SCHOOL. I'M DISGUSTED.

Ade: did u see the link
» http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=20609033
» fuckballs

[Juan] www.rafemusic.com
» not yet
» ................
» who the flying fuck.

ahahha.. retardedness. U should check it out: http://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com/

Make Believe

Listening to Everything by Rafe

Man. I can't stop listening to Rafe. HAha .. as u can see, i even put their huge album cover on my sidebar. Not only in large size, but in full colour, even when it totally messes up my colour scheme. But who cares! haha .. I seriously love the album. I even called Mei over in aussie and made her promise to listen out for it cause apparently it's number 15 on the Aussie charts.

Went to the Esplanade with XB & Poo yesterday and we were later joined by Joo. Rafe rocked the stage. And Juan had groupies!! HAHAH .. I'm so proud of him. And I will also have sex with Madonna. HAHA .. she was soooo effing hot. She's the only one tt made me sit there and listen to them play a cover of evanescence because her voice was so fucking incredible.

Anyways. Groupies irritate me. And Weezer is so fuckin' fantastic. Please. Go to HMV and buy Rafe's album. If it is still sold out, spend your money on Weezer's 'Make Believe' album. Then come back the next day for Rafe's album. And don't stop coming back until you have it.

Kash

Listening to Paper Sun by Def Leppard

I'M BORED.

My mac's been fixed but I have nothing. I have firefox and adium and that's it. I just spent an hour playing chess. CHESS. For crying out loud. I have like.. 6 icons on my dock. Only 3 of which I'm using. Is that sad or what? I need to clean the house but i'm so effing lazy.. I might even be too lazy to go meet Joo & WM and XB later. Sigh. I just bummed since i woke up, watched secondhand lions on HBO. And a documentary on cheetahs. HAHA .. I'm in love with Weezer's 'We Are All In Love' but I CAN'T DOWNLOAD IT BECAUSE I CAN'T DOWNLOAD FUCKING ACQUISITION. So now i'm just sad and bored and all I can do is sit in front of my tv and hope MTV plays it again. Balls.

[edit] I just found out that 'we are all in love' is actually 'we are all on drugs'. Because singapore is made of prudes, they censored and made it love instead of drugs. But then again, i think i prefer love.. it's kinda touching. Drugs are gay. Going to esplanade with xb and poo later! yay! finally have something to do!

P/S: I have renamed my IPOD. From the gayest adeline.ink to Kash. Nice name huh? haha

Digestives

I dented my powerbook. and it won't turn on.

FUCK.

Ian save me.

Don't Leave Me Alone

Listening to It Ends Tonight by All American Rejects

The last week of holidays are gone. It's so weird, I feel like I haven't had a holiday. It's like, Bankok feels like ages ago but yet the holidays feel so short. It's like that isn't it? Memories are far away yet time feels like it'll never wait for you. Anyways, I spent my last week of holidays quite fruitfully: sleeping.

Haha..yeah, it was bankok, then a week of painting and cleaning then 11 days in NYC and then all of a sudden it's the last week of the holidays. And just when I was starting to get back on singapore time, we're starting school.

Well, I've spent my Halloween eve quite productively. I.. woke up at 1am. And.. bought a bowl full of sweets for the kids tomorrow when they come by for Halloween. And last but not least, my most exciting piece of information for the day: I've started on my mural. haha. Yes. I was supposed to do it some time at the beginning of October. As usual, i only managed to get my lazy ass on it at the end of october. Well, it's not an original piece. I was sourcing around for inspiration, and I came across this drawing that was.. well, just really moving. It's called 'Don't Leave Me Alone'. And .. I just couldn't stop looking at it and it just had this.. awesome feeling. Like as if someone took my exact sentiments and put it on paper and then showed it to me. And I just thought, well, I HAVE to put this on my wall. So.. I've been at it since.. 5am. HAha.

Yes, I know my clock's all fucked up so I tend to do things at odd ours. In fact, last night when I woke up at 1am. I was chatting with Zat for awhile then I spent like an hour playing with my mice and my snake [separately of course]. And - let me sidetrack - guess what? I've been handling the baby mice too! They're so cute! They're tiny, and they haven't even opened their eyes yet but they have this extremely fine layer of tiny hairs and tiny feet and tiny everything! Even these stubby little tiny tales! They're just sooooo tiny! I swear to god they are sooo cute. I don't know how I'm ever gonna bear to feed them to monty. It's not so bad when I buy a new mouse and chuck it in there but I would never throw in Hersheys, or Malt. Or even Mars [even if he's lazy and fat and annoying and has huge balls].

Anyhoo.. it's back to painting. I would also like to say that I'm inviting whoever wants to come to a house party on probably, wednesday the 2nd of November. At night, eve of the public holiday. It's an informal party, it's not gonna be one of those glam things with strobe lights and all that crap. But just something so that I can see all my dearest friends again. (: RSVP if ur coming.

P/S: can I just say that you all probably already know how tiring painting is. But trying to draw straight lines with a brush for the past 9 hours is REALLY tiring. In fact, I think my right hand can now be referred to as 'The Claw' because it's permanantly shaped to hold a brush.

[edit] ok, it's 4 o clock. Meaning that I have effectively been painting for 11 hours with nothing but two smoke breaks. I have lost all contact with my right hand and have adapted quite quickly to typing with my left hand. I'm tired. I'm not even half done yet. I thought murals were supposed to be fun.

Friendster Rampage

Listening to Burn Burn by The Lost Prophets

I'm so bored. Yesterday I slept at 2pm and woke up this morning at 4am. haha. So yes. I'm bored. So, I got an e-mail from Friendster saying that I have a friend request from Gab. Thus began my friendster rampage. I added all my NYC friends and then updated my profile. And once I was done. I was bored again.
I was looking through my 'Friends' list and I noted these few things:

1. The first 6 people on my list are ridiculous because they just HAD to put some stupid symbol infront or behind of their names. Can I just say: BE FUCKIN NORMAL FOR ONCE.
2. Number 4 on my list, I am embarassed to know her. And her boyfriend. Because I didn't think he was that retarded until I saw the photos.
3. I have no idea who 2 & 5 are and am not proud of having them on my list.
4. Number 2 has the gayest, most retarded profile page that I have ever scorned.
5. I don't even like number 8. In fact, my best friend hates him.

So, you'd think this was bad enough right? But noooo.. I had to take it to the next level. So here are my STATISTICS:

Of the grand total of 207 people on my Friendster list,

No. of people I've only spoken to once: 34
No. of people I find extremely embarassing and irritating: 10
No. of people I don't know/remember: 24
No. of people I don't like: 24
No. of people I haven't spoken to for years: 47
No. of guys that are there only cause I think they're hot: 16
No. of people related to me: 5
No. of people that I can call friends: 24
No. of people I love: 23

Meaning that I only like one quarter of the people on my list. HAHA.. Friendster sucks.

Hear Me

Listening to Gone by Kelly Clarkson
;
I LOVE MY MICE!

haha. I was reading about mice to learn more about them now that Hershey's had her babies. It turns out that mice respond well to activity. Like movement and sound and stuff. Meaning that they're cage should be somewhere busy so that they can see people moving about and stuff. Which is great since they're tank is in my study room where they see an average of ONE PERSON PER 10 HOURS. And that would be me.

Ok. So here's my solution. Everyday I'm gonna let them run around my table when I'm on my lappie so that they can.. listen to music. HA HA. I just realised how fuckin' gay that sounds. Ah whatever. At least they get to listen to my mellow stuff [i'm afraid they'll get heart attacks if I play heavy music] like snow patrol and death cab and everclear and all that. Yes. I also realise why they've been fighting. MARS HAS BEEN SEXUALLY HARASSING MALT [maltesers]! She's my new mouse and she's waaaaay too young to even be THINKING of having sex and this Mars is ready to start humping her already. Obviously she's not pleased. She keeps squeaking and curling up in fright everytime he comes near her. Or like when he tries to shove his nose into her butt she'll like shoot forward by a few inches as if someone shocked her. HAA HA

But anyways. They're so entertaining. Mars just runs around with his balls dragging on the ground and Malt has been trying for ages to climb on this wooden ball but it just keeps rolling away. It's really funny. Anyways. While I was typing this I realised that Mars, that fat, saggy-balled bastard PISSED ON MY FUCKIN TABLE. And you know what? For an animal that small their piss smells pretty damn bad. Nnngg.. I just cleaned my entire table with disinfectant and then misted it with Vic's Secret's Strawberries and Champagne scent. HAHA. Now my rooms smells pretty again.

I realise that after I threw out my gazillion bags of rubbish, painted my room and put the new furniture in and arranged everything nicely, i've become extremely anal about how clean my room is. Like i can't bear for it to become messy and have to go through the entire process again. Ha HA. And i've included anti-roach plans as well. Like mothballs everywhere and if I eat in my room, the window and door must be open and the fan must be on at MINIMUM speed TWO so that the room will air and the food smell will go away.

Anyways. I haven't slept. All night. Couldn't sleep again. I just feel like I have a lot of energy and how sleep would be a waste of time. I think i'll go to school and meet XB. Gotta give R. Yee my reciepts that i FORGOT to bring after I painstakenly accounted and arranged by day and according to Breakfast-Lunch-and-Dinner yesterday. Yes. I did. I was totally anal, almost as bad as Shila and then I FORGOT to bring it. Genius right.

Frame

Listening to Cold Day In The Sun by Foo Fighters

I'm bored i'm bored i'm bored. It's 5.17 and i don't feel like sleeping. I don't think it's jet lag, i just feel like I wasted half the week sleeping and if I go to sleep I'll wake up with tomorrow gone. Had a post-NYC meeting today. It was great seeing everyone again. (: We broke-fast with the muslims as well.. which is why I was late and completely missed PowerJams [sorry juan!!]

We went to Zouk anyway, Christine, Yiying, Ben & me. Met Don there and Weiming later. The music was crappy.. they kept playing ricky-fuckin-martin. And I saw Xin too.. with his puke-worthy mambo dance-moves. Nnggh. Anyways, when we were leaving the music got so good. It was such a waste. They played Lenny Kravitz and That Thing You Do and all that. It was actually quite glam. And I MET KAREN!!! YAY! haha .. I totally missed Karen!

Oh yes, so we planted ourselves in front of the podium so that I could check out Xin's mambo-moves and it turns out that we had planted ourselves next to weiming's hot white guy. And there were a whole bunch of them and it was really packed so everytime their group swayed towards us weiming fucking started dancing closer so that his ass was rubbing with that guy's ass. It was not cool. HAHA

ok i'm bored again now that my story is over. I don't wanna sleep and I have to go to school tomorrow cause I forgot to bring my effing reciepts to school today.

bored bored bored

Listening to In Your Honour by Foo Fighters

whoa.. so i was going through my mail after sending Christine her 235745 photos ONE by ONE because my fricken e-mail can't send it in bulk and guess what I came across. HA HA .. check this out [link].

Anyways, Hersheys gave birth! To two ugly pink babies. Well, three, but she cannibalised one. So, Monty's supposed to eat end of the month but Jonathan's going to Bankok tomorrow and he wanted to see her eat. So I went down to the pet shop and bought two more females, one to breed, one to feed. Yes? Balance of life and death right? Oh, did I not mention that while I was away my brother LOST Cadbury? Nnnnnggh.

K. So I got two new ones, black and white. I told my brother to pick the one he thought was uglier so he picked one up and put it in the tank with Monty. And monty was like fuckin' oblivious the entire time. I actually got bored waiting for her to eat the damn mouse. So I started observing the mice and then I realise that the one inside the tank is way cuter than the other one cause it had this white patch on it's nose. So I said, ok, let's save that one and throw the other one in.

So Jonathan took it out of the tank and I got the other mouse out. Then I took the 'uglier' one and put it in. Within 3 seconds Monty killed it. And I was like. HA HA. See, she didn't want to eat the cute one. But guess what. I THREW THE WRONG FUCKING MOUSE IN THE TANK.

nnnnnnnngggghh. Now the 'cute' one is in Monty's belly, happily digesting away. Ugh. ANyways. I'm bored bored bored. I cleaned up my room. What an achievement. Jon also managed to get the Foo Fighters album onto my lappie which is glam. ANd he also got the IPOD 30 gig video. FUCK.

FUCK.

PHOTOS!

Listening to Tears on my Pillow by OST Grease

Photos are up! 8 hours on Sat and continued un Sunday at 8pm. I just finished and its.. 9am. hAHa. OK, there's a link on my link drop down menu. Otherwise u can try clicking [HERE]. (:

It was a fun trip and I loved every minute of it. There's still so much I want to see and so much more time I want with the group. Anyways, we're back and as much as I miss NY, I missed Singapore too. Yadadada. I love u guys.

Time will tell

Listening to I Caught Fire by The Used

I realised one other thing I love about America. I can easily wear XS. HAHA

Ok, I've been working tirelessly on the photos. From the photos I realised two things. ONE: I'm quite a camera-whore. TWO: I voyeur at children a lot. It's the paedophile in me. I spent 13 hours on the first.. 7 days of the trip. 3 more to go. sigh.. R. Yee wants them by Wednesday. Going to Jules' place tomorrow! I can't wait to see & co. again! YAY! hahah

I'm still jet-lagged. I can't sleep. back to photos now.

I Missed The Humidity

Listening to Like A Child by Backstreet Boys

Ok, i don't actually miss the humidity. It's like a blast of sweat from 60 smelly school kids that hits u in the face when u step out of changi airport. I was supposed to wake up at 3pm today. I woke up at 10pm instead. It was so weird, my room was completely dark when I woke up. But it was the best sleep in my life. After the Bowelry beds that bruise your butt if you jump on them and the fake walls and lack of ceilings where monsters snore loud enough to keep you awake for hours or people shout at you to shut up if you talk to loudly, my room is like luxury.

Well, considering that we left New York on Thursday and arrived on Saturday, it effectively means that I lost Friday. And now I've lost the entire Saturday to sleep. I vow to wake up tomorrow to see my dearest Charbee and Co.

I just went over the Weiming's house to see the latest attractions, deliver presents and read FHM. Weiming's room looks almost like mine did after world war III hit it. Hahha.. So yes. I spent the entire time sitting on his floor reading FHM, and left when the boys wanted to play games on the PS2. Blaaaaaagh. I can't sleep. It's 2pm in NY. I miss NY.

The Long Entry

Listening to Last Cigarette by Bon Jovi

I'M BACK!! Ok but first, since I lost all contact with civilisation on day 6, I'll fill u in on all that's happened.

Saturday: DAY 6
The SUN came out! It was the first time we saw the sun in 5 days. Went out with Ben & Jerry plus Aggie and Idayu again. I got a GAP shirt for 6.99. Glam right. And we got a scoop on people protesting agains racism and sexism at MTV, like placards and everything right outside the MTV building. Then i went to buy a shirt from the MTV store. OOh.. and i got a $5 bag. hee.. We saw [and got groped by] the naked cowboy. He's basically a street musician that wears a cowboy hat, boots and spandex briefs. Hehe.
Then we went down to the skatepark along the Hudsons river for Gerald's story. It was beautiful, seagulls, kayaks and people sailing down the river. and the sun broke out from the clouds and there were these rays of sunlight shining down on the river. It was amazing. We got lost after that, and ended up in Brooklyn. HEE HEE. It's like on the no-no list, together with The Bronx, Harlem and Alphabet City.
Had dinner at the Shake Shack and shopping in 7th Avenue after. There's a monster in room 422.

Sunday: DAY 7
We went to 6 and 7th Avenue today for Gab's story. Eventually managed to lose Mr. Yee. Me and Ag then split off from Gab and Gwyn to go shopping at Victoria Secrets. We got twelve bottles in total from Vic's Secret Garden collection. HAHA. They all have really cheesy names like 'forbidden fantasy' and 'pure seduction'. Anyways, we walked down to Times Square again and went shopping all day. Hard Rock, the big Etnies shop and of course, the giant HERSHEYS store. They had chocolate bars the size of briefcases. It was like walking into Charlie's Chocolate Factory.
At the Grand Central subway we saw Breakdancing buskers. It was exactly like the ones you see in movies, like in the subway with about 5 guys breaking and a huge crowd around them. Aggie interviewed them and one of the guys, Tyrese, came over to talk to me. I was talking to him for a full 10 minutes before I realised he was trying to pick me up. This was when my imaginary boyfriend came in to repel him. haha. I missed Ben & Gerry today.

Monday: DAY 8
We woke up at 4 to go to Chinatown to catch a bus to Boston. I distinctly remember walking down the road with the Boston team and Mr. Yee and already wishing that Pat. Wong was with us instead. On the Chinatown bus we watched the sun rise over the city of manhattan. It was really awesome. Went to the Boston Globe and my KIA bag got ruined there. So they gave me a Boston Globe bag which was really cool. Did u know that the Boston Globe uses semi-intelligent robots to help them carry and load rolls of paper that weigh over 800kg?
So yes. Our Boston Hotel is like Shangri La compared to the aptly named 'Bowelry' hostel in NYC. We split off from R. Yee and went to the Boston Common. So, NYC's going through a late summer but autumn hit Boston at the right time. All I can say is that it's beautiful with the fall colours. The park where we went to for 'Urban Style' was fantastic, there are squirrels everywhere and couples having picnics or simply cuddling on the grass. It's the sweetest thing ever.
Boston's very english but also a lot like singapore. We saw a lot of hot guys there. Hehe. A lot of black gangs too. I realise that there's a lot more hostility in boston than in NYC. It was quite exciting. Haha. So yeh, another thing about Boston is that the shops there close around 6-8. So we went to Quincy Market and ran into Aggie's group by accident so we all had dinner together. Without r. yee.

Tuesday: DAY 9
the HI Hotel had free breakfast! It's luxury! haha .. I realise how un-spoilt the 'bowelry' has made us. The Boston subways are like theme park rides. They have those old school trams. Like the ones u see in San Fran. There's even a train stop that's called 'Wonderland'. We went to the Boston Aquarium as well, it had a 4 storey high tank. After we went to Harvard Square and walked all the way to some ulu place to eat mexican food. Then we went shopping at the Harvard Coop. Aggie bought 24367574 shirts. In the meantime, myself, Ben & Gerry and Yiying entertained ourselves. Some discoveries: Gerald found anti-masturbation gum. The first time Ben had an orgasm and saw the cum, he thought he had cancer.
Urban Outfitters is the coolest shop in the world. They have a bargain basement with stuff from 3.99 onwards. They even have old-school pacman machines and figurines from Tim Burton's 'Tragic Toys for Boys and Girls'. I bought a book on the 365 sex positions for every day of the year. You should see the one on R. Yee's birthday.
Rett's wallet was stolen so she had to make a police report. We were practically homeless cause we'd already checked out and the hotel didn't have space in their lobby so we sat outside in the cold and watched agnes entertain herself. She's exactly like Jules, fuckin' hyper 24 hours a day. Exept that she goes to sleep hyper and wakes up hyper. I kinda miss how grumpy jules is in the morning. We got on the bus back to NY at 11pm and arrived early at 3am. It was freezing cold and we were homeless. That was one of the lower points of the holiday.

Wednesday: DAY 10
Our last day was the day I found my calling, at Conde Nast. Basically, we went to the building that's the home to Mens Health, GQ, Vogue, Glamour and all that. It was un-fucking-believably awesome. I swear i'm gonna work there one day. The afternoon after was free-and-easy for once. Went shopping with Steph, Rett and Shila down 5th Avenue. Then we went to South Street Seaport in the evening to visit the huge Abercrombie store. Steph and I had one last pizza at Ray's [bacon and pepperoni] and then we went shopping at the sex shop. They had video booths and a fuckin' BIN full of used tissues, if you know what I mean. Some guy even used his hat.
At night we vowed not to sleep. Myself, Steph, Rett, Zat and Gerry put on our glamest clothes and went in search of a good club. All I can say is that the clubs in NY are so different from the ones in Singapore. The people dance different and dress different and they play way better music there. Afterwards we wandered the streets and skipped and ran. It was the most liberating night because it was our last night in the most famous city in the world and we were high on the freedom. We did all kinds of things, we talked to stangers, we went to sex shops, we tried to see how many people we could fit on one lamp post [5] and we ran and ran and ran. Zat and I jogged together for awhile.
Haha. So yes. That more or less sums up our trip.

It was pretty much something I didn't expect to enjoy but it turned out to be one of the most fun times of my life. Anyways, I'll miss Agnes for her crap and Steph for being my loyal buddy. Rett and Christine for smoking with me in the freezing cold. Gerry for being a skilled map-reader, navigator and not to mention, the cause for our detour to Brooklyn. Ben for being the one who knows the subway like the back of his hand, for carrying my jacket when I need him to, holding the umbrella and opening doors for me, Gab for his weird dancemoves and Shila for her Bronx Rap. Zat for being my plane buddy and fellow photographer. Hajar and Idayu for being the ones who suffered with us during the 'Monster from 422's snoring days. Khai for lending me her lappie when I desperately need one and Yiying for being so random. Gwyn for letting me do stupid things with her video cam.

Some discoveries:
- In NY you get hit on and picked up left, right and centre.
- Rett got hit on the most.
- In the Museum of Natural History there's a 21,000 carat jewel.
- The subway doors close without warning.
- I survived 8 degrees celsius in jeans and 13 degrees in a skirt.
- Trying to get from one subway cart to the other is life-threatening.
- Steph, Rett, Shila and me survived it.
- If Zat had to pick one of the girls on the trip to have sex with he would pick me.
- Ben and I picked each other.
- It seems Yi Ying would have sex with me too. Ha
- The neon blue spots on the Garoupa fish are actually organisms called Neon Gobys that feed of their dead cells.
- Mr. Yee does not sleep.
- Mr. Wong wants the Lingerie special of Playboy.
- 910 members of the staff left the New York Times to join the armed forces during World War II.
- Shila's biggest fantasy is to be inside a giant M&M.

yes. Anyways, i'm back. Really miss new york but also I missed Singapore a lot. I missed my bed. It seems my dad treated my room like a rubbish dump while I was away. Sigh.. I should really start un-packing.

The Met

I've been having a lot of pedophillic moments here. Haha.. all the kids are so pretty! It's still cold and rainy but i have waterproof shoes!! ha .. we made friends with this guy the other day, he's an undercover cop, had the badge and everything. It was pretty cool. Later on ben & gerry decided to interview him and he told them that he thinks we're very pretty. We as in the girls not the two boys. hah.. I also met this guy who delivered a suit to Paul Simon just a few days ago. Fook. Paul Simon as in Simon and Garfunkel? How awesome.

We went to the Metropolitain Museum of the Arts yesterday, where they have Picasso and all that. It was really big. Ok, but even cooler, we went to the Natural History Museum. It was like being in Jurassic Park where u walk into the building and there's this actual complete bronty skeleton that goes right up unto the sky. It was pretty-fuckin-cool. Went with steph and ben and gerry on a quest to find the T-Rex. It was goddamned amazing. I go up to its knee.

Then we went the planetariam. The one where Ross and Rachel had their first date. It's beautiful, we watched an imax movie and went to chinatown for dinner.. oo chinese food. U have no idea how much all of us are craving some crystal jade. mmmmmmmmm.. wantonmeeeeeeeeee...... Well, they're saying the weather's gonna get better soon. It seems they haven't seen this much rain in twenty years. We're pretty lucky cause its actually a hurricane, but somehow the winds stopped and it just got suspended over new york city like tropical rain and everyone's waiting for the wind to start up and blow the rains away. Alright, working with ben and gerry again today I think. I'm really starting to love those two. Hah.. later.