Naked People

Ever wondered what some people look like naked? Well now you can find out with Naked People, a site that takes the average person and shows you how they look naked.

Jules thinks that we should submit our photos.

Also! omg i have a new camera on my wishlist. Actually I've been planning to buy a new pocket camera after I sold my Nikon off to Steph and now I've found the perfect one. Check out the new Samsung TL320. Omg it's orgasmic. And it's coming out at only USD380 in May.



And it's not just a pretty camera too. The new Samsung TL320 is a 12 megapixel camera that comes packed with 5x optical zoom and a 24mm ultra wide lens. It's also the first camera in the world to feature a 3.0-inch VGA AMOLED screen which means brighter colours, better viewing in a spectrum of light conditions and also crisp and sharp playback. It's also got these fantastically beautiful dials (somewhat like a car dashboard) that features the battery life and memory space. OMG SO PRETTY!! I'm so gonna get one.

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LCA

Camera Street, Taipei, Taiwan.


Cataclan/Boracay, Philly.


Boracay, Philly.


Mekong River, Vietnam.


Street kids, Ho Chin Minh, Vietnam.


Ho Chin Minh City, Vietnam.

I must say I'm pretty pleased with how my shots came out, considering that this is only my third and forth run on my LCA. I think I'm starting to get a hang of it and I'm really loving the manual capabilities of the LCA. I'm starting to understand why it's one of the most-loved and most expensive Lomo cameras out there. But it's a bittersweet moment, esp since the shutter got all cranky and caused me to waste over 20 shots per roll. Which amounted to almost 50 bucks wasted on film and developing ):

Anyways, just wanted to share it with you guys. I also have something that David sent me in response to my previous post on awesomely sexy vibrators - some Obama love:

The cleverest 22-year-old

I must say thanks to all of my most loved friends, esp some who weren't that close to me to start with but tt i've grown to love! I had a brilliant 22nd birthday with LOTS of laughter, and i did get quite drunk. I know priya was laughing at me during supper and i vaguely remember sam stealing food off my plate. Hahahah well it was one of the best nights ever, and it's definitely the company. Because Steve Lawler was not tt exciting. I actually got really sad reading the lovely letters you guys wrote for me. I don't know how i'll ever be able to leave u guys ):

I also did the glammest thing today. I was watching top gear and painting my nails, and then my nose felt itchy so i dug it.

And then I thought, "how come the smell of nail polish is so strong? Eh! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH" I ACTUALLY SPENT A GOOD 5 MINUTES LAUGHING OUT LOUD AT MYSELF. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Now the inside of my nose is hot pink. I think growing older made me even stupider.

More Metal

Listening to What Planet You On (Deadmau5 Remix) by Bodyrox feat. Luciana


Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen from Bay Films/Michael Bay Dot Com on Vimeo.

Omg the trailer for the new Transformers film is out and it looks fckn sexy! Pls watch the video in full screen to fully appreciate it's beauty. I know I was never a fan of Transformers before Hollywood got a hold of it, but I cannot help but be amazed at how utterly fantastic the CG is. And the fact that they managed to squeeze out the second film in such a short period of time. Considering that it takes 12 hrs just to render one frame. Not to mention that Shia Labeouf is so mother-effing hot. I would do him anyday. In fact, I think I want to put him on my Magic Mirror list.




Look at him. Just look at him. He has such lovely eyes. And he looks so goddamn sexy with facial hair. I would do him any day. Also, please check out this photo of him. He looks totally not hot but it does show off his srsly ripped arms and srsly massive buldge. I bet it's all natural. HAHAH

I WANT SHIA LABEOUF FOR MY BIRTHDAY. please.

Also. Here are some amazingly pretty (and srsly expensive) vibrators for the chees of CBCO to drool at.



Descriptions (in clockwise order):

1. FUCK Limited - "Only 500 of these limited edition vibrators are out there in 24K gold and stainless steel. Sleek, silent and waterproof, this steel vibrator is sheer decadence; and according to W magazine, Esquire, and Women's Wear Daily: Young Hollywood's favorite new accessory." Priced at USD275.00
   
   
2. Little Something Gold - "Why gold? Well, besides being decadent, its non-porous surface holds different temperatures. And since it's completely waterproof, you can take it in the tub, the pool, or chill it in the fridge. The options are countless, so go ahead, play a little..." Priced at USD275.00
   
   
3. Sabar by Michael Young - "You get gentle or strong simply by lightly touching the button at the bottom. This special treat also uses the principle of nodes and anti-nodes, explaining the gently scooped sides, resulting in maximum vibration, which you won't find in any other toy..." Priced at USD115.00
   
   
4. The Usual Suspects – The Rabbit aka 'Twice As Nice' - "This "Rabbit Habit" is the original that inspired hundreds of derivative products. It has made appearances on numerous TV shows – most memorably, its cameo on Sex and the City in 1998."
   
   The most interesting thing about this vibe, is the design:
   
   "The curious appearance of the vibrator is functionally derived, but culturally embellished. The Rabbit Habit features a stylized rabbit attached to the base of a shaft, which, upon closer examination, is detailed to resemble a woman, complete with a caricature face, necklace, and bob haircut. In Japan there is a long-standing taboo surrounding the depiction of genitalia. As a result, in sexual implements dating back millennia, faces and other details were often sculpted onto otherwise phallic forms to soften their visual impact and disguise (albeit only slightly) their functional intent. Some of the more elaborate designs even included swords, kimonos, and other details to represent samurai and geisha characters." Priced at USD90.00

So there you go. 4 of the most-wanted vibrators ever. Why didn't anyone think of making something pleasurable and pretty at the same time before?

Breast Circumcision

Listening to the Essential Mix by Marco V. & Simon Foy


Hawt wonky breasts.

Jules and I were having a smoke break the other day and jules accidentally said breast circumcision. And this is how our conversation developed:

Jules: ... breast circumcision. EH HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEN MUST CHOP OFF THE NIPPLES.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH fuck you la, so normal circumcision is chopping off the dick?
Jules: oh yeah.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: cannot man, the nipple is the important part. so you have to remove the unimportant part, like the areola.
Jules & I: ... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

So, we decided to take it to the next level:

Listening to by


oren lavie - her morning elegance from mr. cnqt on Vimeo.

Such a beautiful song with a brilliantly beautiful music video to go with it. There's some very interesting stop-motion work going on here. I don't even want to think of how many photos they had to take for this one.

On to my next topic. I am massively broke this month. Somehow i'm poorer than i was in dec/jan. I spent

$75 for Kaiser Chiefs
$250 at the dentist
$250 for my monthly bike installments
$240 for bike servicing
#250 for Coldplay tickets
$300 at Zouk this month

Which adds up to a grand total of close to 1.4K spent in just one month. omg.. after Deadmau5 at RSG no more clubbing for me!

Also, for those of you who don't already know, i'm celebrating my birthday this saturday at Steve Lawler at Zouk! It's pretty much an open call so if you're going to be there with your friends or you just feel like being nice and hanging out with me please come! No presents required (except for CBCO hahahahaah). And if you do decide to get me a present, since i'm so broke, money will do just fine. Since i'm so broke ):


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More TG!

Listening to Better Off As Two Remix by FrankMusik

I effectively spent the whole of valentine's day sleeping. After C&C's 'late night out' last night i surfed till 4, dragged myself out of bed at 8 and went to the dentist. After an hour and 40 minutes of drilling and what felt like my gums being sliced open, I made a quick trip to the post office and went back to bed at 12. I then slept for the next 14 hours and finally woke up at 2am.

Since then I've been shuffling between nursing my massive backache (and swollen gums), doing some work and watching Top Gear online. I just watched the Road Trip USA and Southern Discomfort episode. Road Trip USA is part one, where the boys go to America and buy a bunch of muscle cars and undergo a few simple challenges. But part two, the Southern Discomfort episode is the fckn hilarious one. This is the challenge that the producers set for them:

Clarkson (reading): We must not be shot at or arrested as we drive through the proud state of Alabama. You will, however, get bonus points if you can get any of the others shot or arrested.

Hammond: I don't understand, how do we do that?

Clarkson (continues reading): You will therefore decorate one another's car in such a way so as to draw maximum attention to yourself in this bible-bashing, redneck part of deeply christian part of the union.

and this is what James May painted onto Richard Hammond's pick-up truck -



HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH If it was ever possible to find someone as fucker as us, it's them. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

To watch the full episode, and find out what happens when you put three country-and-western-hating gay democrats in Alabama, watch Southern Cross here. If you want to watch the full episode please watch Road Trip USA first.

Christian

Yes Christian. But not the one we don't like. This is the story of Christian the lion (that's him in the photo), this clip was taken from an actual documentary made in 1969. Now I won't ruin it, but the story goes that in 1969, a couple saw a lion cub for sale in Harrods (YES HARRODS WTF - but y'know, it was the 60s) and feeling sorry for the poor cub in a tiny cage, they decided to take it home. And this is the story of what happened to Christian.

This has to be the best Valentine's Day video ever.



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More Stop!

I have the best assignment ever, browsing for stop-motion videos. These are some of the best ones i found!

Human Tetris
(with a super-cute 'soundtrack')



Hands - The Guinness Ad
There's something about this video. I just can't tear my eyes away from it.



Breakdance Stop-Motion
Very unique and extremely entertaining!



Food Fight
A rather lengthy but very interesting video about well, a food fight. Literally.

Koala Sam

"Firefighter Dave Tree stumbled across the female marsupial, nicknamed Sam, as he was battling blazes in Victoria state and was amazed when the parched animal guzzled down water from a bottle as he held her scorched paw. "

The now-famous Sam, the Koala who was found during the bushfire in Australia. The amazing thing is how Koalas are generally bad-tempered and quite evil - especially with their claws. But this one was so confused from the fire and thirsty that it came forward for help.

Read the full article here.

Fleet Foxes

A damn cute video about foxes tt discovered someone's outdoor trampoline!

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Something Nice

Getting a job is so 2008. Doing things for free is the new getting a job.

This is called the High Five Escalator, a random act done by Improv Everywhere. I'm starting to seriously love things like these. When you think of something for no reason at all, you can literally do whatever you want, however you want. No briefs, no clients. Brilliant. I mean, the best work that I've ever produced are the ones that were for free. The best part is that it's just so lovely to see people do things just cause, and not for some greater ulterior motive.

I absolutely love the fact that these guys came up with a simple idea to interact with the people of new york at the crappiest time of the day - morning rush hour - and succeed at making over 2000 people smile in the span of 40 minutes.

plsplspls

I DON'T MIND COLDPLAY TICKETS TOO. I WILL SHAG THE PERSON WHO GETS ME THE $248 TICKETS. Or alternatively, if you guys contribute to the Adeline-needs-coldplay-tickets-or-she-will-die Fund. PLS I LOVE YOU GUYS!

Alex Evans

I am. Obsessed with Alex Evans. Actually if any of you noticed from my DA account, I've been obsessed with him for a few years. He is the sexiest thing alive. Look at those eyes. Look at how he dresses. MMMMMM! And he's such a talented mofo. He shoots most of his own photos, he models, he dresses so sexily and he has his own small clothing line. And he's only 18 years old! And since we can all agree that fucking young boys keeps us young (like Tommy & Glen), I shall go to Canada - under the pretense of visiting David - and hunt him down. I will do him hard.. in the head.

This is a testement to how every man who's last name is Evans is hawt as hell.

Also, for my birthday, I want any or all of the following (in no particular order):

1. Old vintage cameras (in working condition, tt use 35mm/120mm film)
2. Like the Seagull or Lubitel 166
   
3. Those awesome shoes (size 7)
4. Some pretty doc martens (size 7) in hot pink, electric blue or yellow or a combination
5. Alex Evans (extra points for this one)
   

Okay I know these are all quite unrealistic for you lazy assholes to find (except maybe 1.) There's also a list on the right side of my blog of 'Things to Get Before I Die' which I've copied over here.

To Get Before I Die

• A Green Laser
• A High Speed Photography Kit
• A Humanoid Robot
• A light box
• A Portable Photo Studio
• A Singer Sewing Machine
• A Sonic Bed
• A Sumo Outfit
• A Yoshimoto Cube
• A Zenit MF-1 Camera
• More Russian Cameras
• Some Retroactive Vinyl

Ok still not very useful. If not just get me whatever man.. dildo also can. As long as it's not 4 Original Ice Tea Twists from Spinellis can alr.

Streaky Bacon

Something that we can all participate in, World Nude Day! Here's what you do:

1. Get nude.
2. Get a mate to film you.
3. Do something funny.
4. Upload it here for all to see.
5. Top 10 global entries chosen by official judges.
6. Winner decided by judges combined with public vote!

The grand prize is USD10,000 in GOLD! Entries are open to all countries and states (except for Tazzies). Unfortunately, World Nude Day was celebrated on the 6th of Feb ): However, there is nothing to stop you from watching some funny naked videos of people going to lectures nude or promoting anti shrinkage on the bus nude (this guy's quite hot apart from his scary bush).

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Also, something to send you off with, a very cool ad by T-mobile that ran on the idea of flashmobs.



Note to Jules, there is no point in you reading my blog anymore as you probably already know all this. HAHAHAHA

Drops

"Gomorra" is a contemporary Neapolitan mob drama that exposes Italy's criminal underbelly by telling five stories of individuals who think they can make their own compact with Camorra, the area's Mafia."

I'm pretty damn excited about this movie, it looks dead exciting. And i'm also a sucker for mafia-type movies like this. If you liked the City of God (Cidade de Deus), you'll probably wanna catch this one. Gomorrah is based in Naples, Italy where Camorra still runs to this day.

The Camorra itself was directly responsible for 4000 murders and indirectly led to 10,000 deaths over the space of thirty years. That's more than any other criminal organization or terrorist group. It has killed more people than the IRA, ETA and Islamic terrorist groups. They are so vicious and violent that the author of the book in which this movie is based on has to live under protective custody of the police for the rest of his life.

And the insane thing is how bloody rich they are. They are so powerful that they are one of the strongholds of the economy in Europe with business estimated at 150 billion euros per year!!

This is one of those movies that has such massive potential. It looks like something that will really shock those of us who live with complete safety and comfort. So, what the fuck have you done with your life lately?

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On a side note, I'm so hooked to Dropular, which took the best ideas from Delicious, Ffffound and Digg and made something even more awesome. You can take a look or subscribe to my page here.

TG

Listening to TOP GEAR!


Ok i know there's been a lot of Top Gear going around my (and jules's blog) but this episode (part 1 & part 2) is just too good to miss. It's called the Mum Run episode where the 3 boys get their mothers to come on the show and test small cars. I love Hamster's mum. hahahaha It has to be one of the funniest episodes ever. These are the quotes I picked out -


James's mum sets off around the track with a bit of a tailspin.
Hamster: Look at that! Your mother drives so much faster than you, James!

Mrs. May: I don't quite like these low-profile tires.
James: O_O
Mrs. May: yes, i can almost feel every single bump on the road.
James: O_O ... low-profile tires? Where did you learn that from?


Hamster: did you know they put 19 gymnasts in this car when they launched it?
Mrs. Hammond: AHAHAHAH all from China, no doubt!
Hamster: ... oh dear.

Hamster: This is your challenge, i'm not really supposed to help you.
Mrs. Hammond: But I think you might.
Hamster: Well, .. yes mum.


Mrs. Clarkson: Can I go really fast?
Jeremy: Go as fast as you like, it's a pretty safe track.
Mrs. Clarkson: Yeah, but there might be things coming the other way!
Jeremy: Well, you've got a steering wheel.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA JEREMY IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE. I LOVE HIM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Craigslisting

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In case any of you haven't been following Adrien Chen's craiglisting adventures, here's a good one to read. He is insanely entertaining.

2B?

Listening to Trouble by Coldplay


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I love that these days there are so many things and people who make me laugh. I do not love that I have to see Jules everyday. Though it still amazes me that we haven't killed each other yet. On the contrary, we msn at work, we have dinner after work, and when we don't meet after work we msn from home and we still make each other laugh like fuck (till jules sprays mango-tea all over the table). That being said though, I am so sick of that pair of walking tits.

On my next favourite topic, Top Gear is insanely entertaining as usual. Some of the best ones that you assholes definitely need to see - in order of importance - is the Ford Fiesta one, which you can also watch below, the Tiny a-Peel one and Budget Supercars (there are 4 sections to this video on TopGear.com) one. I have to agree that Jeremy Clarkson is exactly like us (c&c). I love him. He is an asshole, which is why I love him. Pls watch the videos, or at least one.


Top+Gear+-+Ford+Fiesta

Bye Bush

Listening to I'm Gonna Find Another You by John Mayer


Omg what brilliant copywriting! [via]

Well okay, I don't have much to say about my past week that hasn't alr been covered in jules & priya's blog so I'll just leave it at that. I do think it's kinda scary hot often I visit the zouk website though. Anyone up for Andy Moor on saturday? :D