I effectively spent the whole of valentine's day sleeping. After C&C's 'late night out' last night i surfed till 4, dragged myself out of bed at 8 and went to the dentist. After an hour and 40 minutes of drilling and what felt like my gums being sliced open, I made a quick trip to the post office and went back to bed at 12. I then slept for the next 14 hours and finally woke up at 2am.
Since then I've been shuffling between nursing my massive backache (and swollen gums), doing some work and watching Top Gear online. I just watched the Road Trip USA and Southern Discomfort episode. Road Trip USA is part one, where the boys go to America and buy a bunch of muscle cars and undergo a few simple challenges. But part two, the Southern Discomfort episode is the fckn hilarious one. This is the challenge that the producers set for them:
Clarkson (reading): We must not be shot at or arrested as we drive through the proud state of Alabama. You will, however, get bonus points if you can get any of the others shot or arrested.
Hammond: I don't understand, how do we do that?
Clarkson (continues reading): You will therefore decorate one another's car in such a way so as to draw maximum attention to yourself in this bible-bashing, redneck part of deeply christian part of the union.
and this is what James May painted onto Richard Hammond's pick-up truck -
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH If it was ever possible to find someone as fucker as us, it's them. HAHAHAHAHAHAH
To watch the full episode, and find out what happens when you put three country-and-western-hating gay democrats in Alabama, watch Southern Cross here. If you want to watch the full episode please watch Road Trip USA first.
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