Brand New!

Listening to Last Words by Travis




Pepsi re-designed their logos in a very undesireable way. Rationalised as 'various types of smiles/grins' - which i think are butt-fucking ugly and kind of resemble melty-faced smiles - and they've also thrown in spanking new bottle designs. They've practically handed all of their customers over to Coke.

Here is what others have to say about their new bottles: 'The pepsi bottles sure do resemble wrinkly penis' - Brand New follower.

Gotta love it. Image & full article can be found here.


P/S: My new blog layout is up. Just grabbed one of Blogger's ready-made templates and put a little bit of life into it. Hopefully this'll motivate me to blog more.

I Heart C&C

Listening to Trojan Horse by Bloc Party

After a nice enjoyable trip to Taiwan, I came back and had a fun and full of shit day with Moo, Bee & WM. Here are some reasons why i fucking love c&c.


Ade: Eh guys! In Taiwan I went to this place called HELL VALLEY! It's a fucking hot hot spring. Like 90 degrees!
WM: But we belong there. I bet we can just wade in and the water will turn into lava and we'll all just be like, 'Ok what, it's not that hot.'
Mavis: HAHAHAHAHHA ya but all our hair will just melt off.
Ade: Not bad what, then i'll have a smooth cunt.
Mavis & WM: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

WM: So you seriously want to go the Heaven?
Bee: Ya
WM: But we're all going to hell.
Bee: It's ok, I'll send you guys e-vites to come visit me.
Ade: Ok, we'll send up balls of fire.
WM: HAHAHAHAHHAHA

WM: Whatever lor Bee, you're going to hell with us. You laughed at a midget.
Bee: No the bible doesn't say that you'll go to hell for laughing at a midget.

WM: Is there a church for midgets?
Bee: No, midgets don't go to church.
Ade & WM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

WM: I wonder if gays will really go to hell cause they're gay.
Ade: No lah, i don't think midgets will go to hell.
WM: HAHAHA I SAID GAYS. WHY THE FUCK WOULD MIDGETS GO TO HELL?!
Ade: Cause they are midgets ... and they don't go to church.
WM & Bee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

After ordering ice cream at Swensons, WM couldn't finish his sundae.
WM: Bee, you want some of my fudge?
Bee: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO.


As usual, we've just accumulated 812372361274615416 more hell points.

Yimmy's Yayo

Came across this pretty cool tilt-shift style video called Beached from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

Something I stumbled upon

I see this as mavis' future, except in furry yellow.



It's quite disturbing how the daughter is fondling her dad's penis.