I Heart C&C

Listening to Trojan Horse by Bloc Party

After a nice enjoyable trip to Taiwan, I came back and had a fun and full of shit day with Moo, Bee & WM. Here are some reasons why i fucking love c&c.


Ade: Eh guys! In Taiwan I went to this place called HELL VALLEY! It's a fucking hot hot spring. Like 90 degrees!
WM: But we belong there. I bet we can just wade in and the water will turn into lava and we'll all just be like, 'Ok what, it's not that hot.'
Mavis: HAHAHAHAHHA ya but all our hair will just melt off.
Ade: Not bad what, then i'll have a smooth cunt.
Mavis & WM: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

WM: So you seriously want to go the Heaven?
Bee: Ya
WM: But we're all going to hell.
Bee: It's ok, I'll send you guys e-vites to come visit me.
Ade: Ok, we'll send up balls of fire.
WM: HAHAHAHAHHAHA

WM: Whatever lor Bee, you're going to hell with us. You laughed at a midget.
Bee: No the bible doesn't say that you'll go to hell for laughing at a midget.

WM: Is there a church for midgets?
Bee: No, midgets don't go to church.
Ade & WM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

WM: I wonder if gays will really go to hell cause they're gay.
Ade: No lah, i don't think midgets will go to hell.
WM: HAHAHA I SAID GAYS. WHY THE FUCK WOULD MIDGETS GO TO HELL?!
Ade: Cause they are midgets ... and they don't go to church.
WM & Bee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

After ordering ice cream at Swensons, WM couldn't finish his sundae.
WM: Bee, you want some of my fudge?
Bee: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO.


As usual, we've just accumulated 812372361274615416 more hell points.