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Listening to What Planet You On (Deadmau5 Remix) by Bodyrox feat. Luciana


Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen from Bay Films/Michael Bay Dot Com on Vimeo.

Omg the trailer for the new Transformers film is out and it looks fckn sexy! Pls watch the video in full screen to fully appreciate it's beauty. I know I was never a fan of Transformers before Hollywood got a hold of it, but I cannot help but be amazed at how utterly fantastic the CG is. And the fact that they managed to squeeze out the second film in such a short period of time. Considering that it takes 12 hrs just to render one frame. Not to mention that Shia Labeouf is so mother-effing hot. I would do him anyday. In fact, I think I want to put him on my Magic Mirror list.




Look at him. Just look at him. He has such lovely eyes. And he looks so goddamn sexy with facial hair. I would do him any day. Also, please check out this photo of him. He looks totally not hot but it does show off his srsly ripped arms and srsly massive buldge. I bet it's all natural. HAHAH

I WANT SHIA LABEOUF FOR MY BIRTHDAY. please.

Also. Here are some amazingly pretty (and srsly expensive) vibrators for the chees of CBCO to drool at.



Descriptions (in clockwise order):

1. FUCK Limited - "Only 500 of these limited edition vibrators are out there in 24K gold and stainless steel. Sleek, silent and waterproof, this steel vibrator is sheer decadence; and according to W magazine, Esquire, and Women's Wear Daily: Young Hollywood's favorite new accessory." Priced at USD275.00
   
   
2. Little Something Gold - "Why gold? Well, besides being decadent, its non-porous surface holds different temperatures. And since it's completely waterproof, you can take it in the tub, the pool, or chill it in the fridge. The options are countless, so go ahead, play a little..." Priced at USD275.00
   
   
3. Sabar by Michael Young - "You get gentle or strong simply by lightly touching the button at the bottom. This special treat also uses the principle of nodes and anti-nodes, explaining the gently scooped sides, resulting in maximum vibration, which you won't find in any other toy..." Priced at USD115.00
   
   
4. The Usual Suspects – The Rabbit aka 'Twice As Nice' - "This "Rabbit Habit" is the original that inspired hundreds of derivative products. It has made appearances on numerous TV shows – most memorably, its cameo on Sex and the City in 1998."
   
   The most interesting thing about this vibe, is the design:
   
   "The curious appearance of the vibrator is functionally derived, but culturally embellished. The Rabbit Habit features a stylized rabbit attached to the base of a shaft, which, upon closer examination, is detailed to resemble a woman, complete with a caricature face, necklace, and bob haircut. In Japan there is a long-standing taboo surrounding the depiction of genitalia. As a result, in sexual implements dating back millennia, faces and other details were often sculpted onto otherwise phallic forms to soften their visual impact and disguise (albeit only slightly) their functional intent. Some of the more elaborate designs even included swords, kimonos, and other details to represent samurai and geisha characters." Priced at USD90.00

So there you go. 4 of the most-wanted vibrators ever. Why didn't anyone think of making something pleasurable and pretty at the same time before?