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Hard at Work

The thing about working in the east is that there are tonnes of weird people around. Like loud-mouthed know-it-all contractors, mentally-challenged old men, construction workers who've never seen women before, scary topless malay men with bloodied faces (i swear i saw one today) and more topless men with a million beads hanging off their necks. It's a bit like being in Malaysia. Or.. Arizona.

Maybe it's their lack of contact with civilisation, but for some reason the people there appear to have mutated over time. I mean, look at Jules, she has unusually large breasts for an asian chick. Very soon we're all going to start walking around like zombies.

On the plus side though, there are loads of seriously cool old-school houses, buildings and shops. We haven't fully explored the area yet but I did find these awesome masks today.

Also on the plus side, maybe my breasts will mutate and I'll catch up with Jules soon.

MMMMartens

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Videos that make me want to get married ):


[via Zoomdoggle]

Also, just explored Ann Siang road this evening with Joo. My Books Actually experience was ruined mostly by 2 annoying Singaporians with faux american accents. According to Joo one of them is a well-known writer but WHO GIVES A SHIT. PLEASE. BOOKSTORES ARE NOT FOR YOU TO SHOUT OUT "OHHHH, MYYY, GAWD THIS SHOP IS LIKE SEEEEEEEEEWW CUTE! OHHHH, MYYY, GAWD THAT BIRD IS SEEEEEEEEEEWWW CUTE, I ABSO-LUTELY HAAAAVE TO TALK LIKE, A COMPLETE JACKASS!"

Though I must say that her statements were very factual.

No but ok, my rant. Yes, FTS. I am generally quite tolerant of most Singaporeans even when they are being all.. Singaporean. Even i-have-more-brains-than-you uni students, elitist JC kids, kiasu aunties, construction workers who have to comment on everything at least 5 times as if they invented it themselves (they DO exist! we sat next to 3 of them at lunch yesterday) and men who have to pee around their girlfriends, as long as they do not rub it my face (like taxi drivers). But that being said, I think my tolerance for SPGs and pretentious bananas is wafer-thin right now, it's just on a whole different level. I think one day I might actually punch one of them.

BUT, to cheer myself up, and I can not even begin to comprehend why jules and I are still shopping after Bangkok, I bought myself a lovely pair of these:


The omgsofuckingbeautiful Doc Martens Pascal Boots from Front Row. AREN'T THEY GORGEOUS?! I am quite poor right now but it is sooooo worth it. This has to be my most expensive purchase in at least 5 years but omg they are such beauty.

And the scary thing is that there were at least 4 other pairs of DMs tt I wanted. I think I might actually commit Seppuku. While wearing my DMs.

Yatta!!

The most awesome thing I've seen all year.



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Also while I'm on the topic, this is a slightly late post but I'm currently going through youshouldhaveseenthis. It's a collection of 100 videos, photos and sites that can be found on the internet went viral, including things like the numa numa video, charlie the unicorn etc. TOPS!

We are the Beautiful Boxers

Well turns out Jules decided to stop taking boxing classes with us since she's going off to Melb soon. But anyways, I decided to re-cultivate my excitement for boxing by uploading some photos of me and wm at boxing class.


Me at the punching-bag-drills and


wm practicing his signature move. I think he looks quite manly there.

Magic Mirror

Ok, here's my mirror list (it's about time):


5. My ticket to freedom
I'll be brief, so that I won't bore your guys. I've decided to leave my Magic Mirror list incomplete. Because then, I'll always have the option of adding the next new hotty. HAHAHAHA


4. Pharrel
Pharrel because he's so adorable and he looks like an incredibly fun guy to have around. Plus, he's got style and he's never lost his cool-factor.


3. JT
ohmygawdpleasedon'tgetmestartedonJTheissofcknhot. JT, please do me hard, in the head.


2. Chris Evens
Because we are a match-made-in-heaven. We belong together ok. Soon I will be Mrs. Johnny Storm (the pictures above are actually from our wedding album).


1. Shia Lebeouf (a.k.a Panty-Wetter)
I don't really know what it is about Shia that makes my panties so wet but omg he is my number one, fo' sho! I want to marry him and make love to him all day long!

There it is! You can also check out Priya and Mavis's lists.

YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Gareth Emery people, the man who got me hooked on Trance. I promise you, even if you are not a trance fan, you will love him. (:

Also, this is the convo i had with Priya about him:

[Ade]: PRIYA
[Ade]: I JUST READ JUICE
[Ade]: GARETH EMERY IS COMING
[Ade]: 27TH JUNE
[Ade]: ZOUK
[Ade]: CAN WE GO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
priya.: hahahahah OK LETS GO
[Ade]: I FUCKING LOVE HIM
[Ade]: :D
priya.: hahahahha i can see ur stupid smiley face now
priya.: like very xr inspired
[Ade]: EH FUCK U
[Ade]: IT'S VERY HAUTE COUTURE INSPIRED
priya.: same what, cause xr is high fashion
[Ade]: eeeeeeeeeeeeee
[Ade]: he may think tht he is,
[Ade]: but he is NOT
priya.: he's going to be a model k
priya.: and the pants that he wears are light years ahead
[Ade]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

priya.: mmmmm gareth emery has podcast
priya.: good stuff
[Ade]: he is such good shit

.. after some time ..

priya.: gareth emery has possessed my laptop
priya.: i cant seem to find where the music is coming from
priya.: damn strange
[Ade]: GOOD JOB
[Ade]: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Ade]: probably some website
priya.: no dude im serious NO WEBSITES ARE OPEN
[Ade]: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Ade]: PRIYAAAAAA!
[Ade]: SRSLY
[Ade]: U ARE AWESS

Priya rocks.



Also, I reckon it's about time i started plugging Superswap, a non-profit event for fashionable act-arty-farty people like us to swap our old (but much loved) clothes for new ones. It's essentially a cashless flea market. All you need to do it bring some old clothes, trade them in for coupons and then spend those coupons on new (old) clothes. And any leftover clothes get donated to the Salvation Army. Brill, no? We are having our first event on the 7th of June (next Sunday) so if you are hapz please be there!

For less exciting news, my big toe's been hurting like a bitch and Jules got me all paranoid about ingrown toenails which I actually (now) think I have. Except mine is not as gross as the pictures on wiki. Yet. So, in an attempt of self-medication, I've wedged a toothpick in my toe.

Wish me luck!

Men vs. Wild

Men vs. Wild with Will Ferrell

Just Bear Grylls, Will Farrell and mother nature. Please watch this omg it's gonna be so good!


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Turn Left!

Bangkok '09 has to be the most fun/tiring trip ever. We feasted, we laughed, we sexed each other, we fecested, we melted, we went to the 80s and back, we became artists, we partied like old indie-fucks, shopped like even indier fucks, walked till we could no longer feel our feet and bought fuckloads!

We slept an average of 5 hours a day and shopped an average of 12 hours a day. I was so tired that I couldn't be fussed with laying out all my gorgeous buys and photographing them.

So, my overall count goes:

19 tops
4 pairs of shorts
3 dresses
1 cardigan
1 pair of jeans
2 bags
1 vintage Versace/Louis Vuitton (Louce - loo-ee-shay) bag
6 pairs of shoes
5 necklaces
5 rings
3 bottles of nail polish
6 pairs of shoes
2 pairs of shades

That's 58 items for roughly $560 (after minusing off food/massages/leftover cash etc), bringing the average price of each item to SGD9.65 OMG CHEAPALONG!!

I'm so gonna make Bangkok a twice-yearly shopping trip. How can anyone shop in Singapore after going to Bangkok?

Betirri: Thanks! Well you've got to know someone who has an account and even then it's still insanely difficult to get in. Love your work btw (:
Priya + Mavis: Yes! We were supposed to do that in Suan Lum remember? ahahahah

Baby! Baby, Baby!

Make The Girl Dance "Baby Baby Baby" ( official video )
by placeblancherec

I've been hooked on Franz Ferdinand's latest single, Kiss Me (Dances with White Girls mix) for quite awhile but I think this is going to be my latest addiction. Meet French electro group, Make the Girl Dance. I'm not usually a fan of French music but this song is just awes, plus the music video is FIIIIIIERCE! I love this single so much that I've made their song available for download below (for a limited time only!):

Baby (No Kiss with Gloss Remix) - Make the Girl Dance

Mr. Cullen

This was too good not to post:

"Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML"

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

OOOOHH YESSSSSSSS!

(click the image to go to my ffffound page!)

This is my convo with David after:

David: Come to think of it, like come to really really think of it, I think getting a ffffound account might've been more exciting than losing my virginity.

Virginity = Everyone has one, and you only get to give it to one person.
ffffound = Only the internet elite have an account, and you might get a friend on if you play it smart.

ffffound > virginity

Me: (insert love + many promises of a good shag/leg humping) AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA i love that analogy. It's totally true tho'. I am forever grateful to you for giving me something that is of more value than my virginity. Thank you.


Dvein: F5 Titles from F5 on Vimeo.

Also, do watch this stunning video, or opening sequence, that was done by Barcelona-based Dvein for the F5 Festival in NYC. They are the same company that did the opening sequence for Spiderman 3 and a pile of other movies. Halfway through this video I wanted so badly to know which movie it was for so that I could go watch it right away. The sequence has beautiful timing and the execution is immaculate. I absolutely love the muted colours and the music is brilliant too.

Mac vs. PC

I have long since given up on trying to argue with PC users on the 'which is the better OS' argument. It is the same as the which handphone brand is better or why everyone should be atheist argument. There is just no way to win because it boils down purely and simply to personal preference.

I am, however, very happy that Smashing Mag has released a practical and objective view as to why mac-lovers love mac. And more importantly, that it was written from a designer's point of view, it is just a more practical OS for us. Now there's no real reason why i'm highlighting this article other than the fact that it embodies all the loveable and useful things about macs, so if you're not willing to give Apple a chance then it's ok not to read it. If you are an apple lover, someone who's on-the-fence or an open-minded pc-user then i think you'll be quite pleased with it.



"When pressured to explain why they prefer OSX, Mac users often rest on qualifiable and subjective arguments such as “it feels intuitive” or “I enjoy using it more” or even “I can’t explain why I like it better, I just do.” The Windows user, when presented with these arguments, usually rolls his or her eyes and continues on their way. It isn’t until someone truly makes up their own mind to give OSX an honest chance that they can understand what all the fuss is about."

[read the full article here]

Bang!

One of the reasons why zoomdoggle is my favourite site to subscribe to (after FML) is because it's just there for pure entertainment. They siphon out the very best entertainment that the internet has to offer. Things like craiglist pranks, pimp-my-snack, viral internet fun, time-waster flash games like the idiot test, pure cereal marshmallows (omg), funny but useful downloadable applications and hilariously cute animal videos.

This video is one of those hilariously cute animal videos and if you are not jonathan chia/LSP you should definitely watch it.

Earth Day is Overrated

Click the link to travel back in time!

Do you like fishsticks?

Omg today has just been a day full of sweating, old school pop-bopping, zombie-walks and edward-cullen-ness, penises and A LOT of laughter. I think the entire street along out office must think that we're complete weirdos.


Also, I just came across The Idiot Test 4 on Zoomdoggle and omg it's harder than you think! Apparently i'm an 'idiot' (level 2) after 'complete idiot'. I can't believe i only made it past the first level. This is so frustrating I HAVE TO COMPLETE IT EVEN IF IT TAKES ME ALL NIGHT.

P/S: Port Dickson photos are finally up on fb!

[EDIT] YESSSSSSSSSSS I JUST PASSED LEVEL 2! I AM NOW 'DUMB' HAHAHAHAHAHA

[EDIT 2] I think i'm at.. level 5 maybe? I'm 'SMART' now ok. Yessss but im totally stuck here. Anyone got oops tips tips tips? I thought it was red, blue, green (like before) but apparently it isn't :\

[EDIT 3] Ok fuck that! I'm innnn! and I am 'pretty darn smart!' But the last stage is damn difficult and i'm lazy. Maybe tomorrow. Anyways, if anyone wants to skip to the last stage, the password is 'BOBTHEMONKEY'. This game is so addictive!

A night of guilty pleasures

Following Mavis's post and also after coming across someone who's last name is Moffatt, I went on a youtube rampage for all the shitty wok boyband songs that I used to like when I was a kid and omagaawwwdd some of them are seeeeeeeeeewwww bad. So, here's my top list:

Without doubt my number one vid has to be Backstreet's Back (the embedding function's been disabled for some reason). And honestly, I still love the video, how could anyone not? It's simply awes! and omg Nick is srsly so fugz but aaaaahhhhhh briiiaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn!!!


My second favourite boyband song ever!


Slam Dunk Da Funk by 5ive! I looooooove 5ive, still (a little). They were probably the only boy band of the 90s with some sense of street-cred and im not sure why. Maybe cause they were not tht mainstream and sellout-ish, or maybe cause they rapped hahaha but they are srsly catchy.


Liquid dreams by O-town WHAT A GOOD SONG. I used to love this song so much.


THIS IS A MUST-WATCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS VIDEO IS JUST SO BADONG!


I've never really been a big fan of A1 but this song is just so catchy! PLUS their dance moves are so brilliant and the frontman's hair is HAWT.


The Moffats - Misery - omg scott or whatever his name is sings the same way mandy moore does. AND THE LYRICS ARE SOOOO BAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

"I cry myself to sleep again tonight,
'Cause I cannot hold you tight.
I wish I could see you again tomorrow
To take all this sorrow
Sorrow, I'm hollow

Misery
Is what I feel
When you're not around
So I can't heal
Misery
Is what I feel
Is what I feel"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO INTELLECTUAL!


The Moffats - Bang Bang Boom, right before Dave came out of the closet which caused them to fall apart. lol

Juicebox

June just came across the most adorable little 35mm camera ever.

"The 35 mm cameras come in five bright flavors, including Strawberry, Sunny, and Supermarket Mania. If getting the latter juice box, you can show off your regional pride and pick up the American, Asian, or European designs. There's a flash in the lower right corner and a release that's shaped like a straw. Tasty!" [Fuuvi JP via Crunch Gear]

BUT! The most awesome thing about this camera is the Babel Fish's translation of the product page.

"Being cheap shape of the juice is done, it is the lovely camera.
The straw has become the shutter button.
With general 35mm, repeatedly you can use the film which you use!

Because it is the blister (?) entering, exact even in the interior!
Because operation method of the camera is stated on reverse side of the blister, don't you think? please keep safely*

This camera the eye which was seen is lovely, with, it is the camera which can enjoy both with the toy camera peculiar unique being taken. Being the nostalgic wind being agreeable, being able to enjoy also the tunnel effect, the male be completed!

As for the first point of this juice camera, when the camera is directed, the place where it becomes everyone smiling face!

It has entered into the strawberry fully blister package."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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FIAR!!

After some extensive research for one of our clients, we developed a strong fascination with webcam fun. I was talking to dom and he sent me this site, which is complete magic i tell you. I am now ready to have really hot (literally) sex with Johnny Storm. Especially now that I can light my cigarette with my bare hands. Yesssss Chris Evans here I come!

Residence Rajtaveaeujeassaea

I called the bkk hotel today to confirm our booking and also add an extra room for the cocks. This is our how our conversation went.

Me: Hi, can i check if my booking is confirmed etc.
Hotel Lady: Yes, check in 21 May.
Me: Ok, could i add one more room? So, 3 twin rooms in total?
Hotel Lady: 3 twin rooms.
Me: Great, could i request connected rooms?
Hotel Lady: No connected rooms, but side-by-side.
Me: Oh, okay.. and smoking rooms please.
Hotel Lady: No smoking..
Me: Nono, smoking rooms please.
Hotel Lady: You can open the window.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA