Zoukettes

Listening to Castles in the Sky by Ian Van Dahl





PHWOAR. PA IS THE NEW GLAM. WE ARE HARDCOREXX CLUBERZZZZZ.

hahaha .. went to Zouk again last night we the same crowd. It was pretty good, got most of my House cravings out of me until my shoulder started fucking me over :( but it was good all the same. Went out with Charbs & Co. today too which and spent half the time laughing and half the time just staring blankly at each other. HAHAHA .. we're just too retarded.

Partyboy

Listening to Highroyds by Kaiser Chiefs



Dinner with Charbs & Co was like not dinner with Charbs & Co. Priya and I have decided to form the new charbs & co and it was be PA. or AP. Because it seems that it's only Prahnie and Me left. Unemployed little suckers.

BUT. After our very romantic dinner which was shortly interrupted by the arrival of a very unhealthy anorexic fatty, we decided to be wild galz and go clubbing. We went to Zouk to meet Andrew and (i'm sorry i'm horrible at names) and then we went to Tantric where a GAY GUY MADE OUT WITH ME (or tried to). ofuckcheebye it was fucking disturbing. Priya and i were just queing for the toilet behind this guy from Adelaide and having quite a hilarious conversation with him and then suddenly he just bent and kissed me and then - horrors of horrors - he tried to go in with tongue and i just pushed him off.

Nggger. Think he was drunk. But still. That was disturbing. Fucking disturbing. But later on we moved away from Tantric - which was way too linear for my liking anyway - and went to Play where we danced our butts off on the podium. I want to say that i danced my ass off too but i really wasn't supposed to so i ended up dancing with my right hand on my hip all night. I bet it looked hot. By the time i got home at 4am my arm was like stiff from being in the same position all night. It actually hurt to move it.

But i don't give a fuck i'm going to Zouk again tonight. Prahnie's coming so anyone else wanna come? We assure u a rockin' good time with PA.

Schizo

Listening to The Angry Mob by Kaiser Chiefs



I paid this guy a cigarette for this photo. And I'm half in love with him because of what a cool model he was. He looks so crazy and almost scary.

I bought Arctic Monkeys' latest album and Kaiser Chief's Yours Truly, Angry Mob. Fucking A. Though for some reason I prefer the Kaiser Chief's album.

I've just been rotting at home the past few days. I'm so sick of doing nothing that it's not even funny. And it's getting so hard to organise charbs and co. to do anything. I miss Mei more than anything now. I just feel so completely useless.

And when I do need to go out to run errands it just starts raining. My mum's really sick again which is getting worrying. I just feel stressed and lethargic. I feel like I really need to get piss drunk. I can't wait for Mambo next week.

EUROTRIP!

Listening to I Bet You Look Good on the Dance Floor by Arctic Monkeys



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Ruby Ruby

Listening to Ruby by Kaiser Chiefs

Hello little people!

haha .. I just finished yet another gruelling 10 hour shift at Suntexity with the priya, mavis, and the fat weiming. And Anne. Warlao we never laughed so much in our lives. We've even named other people that work at the exhibition, like Pirahna Face and Twitchcock and Ugly Bag. Hahaha .. we're so fuckin mean. But it was quite funny. And even these girls we made friends with from Glow (spa and health thingy) were amazed at us. Mavis overheard one of the girls say: "How come they can laugh until like that one?"

HAHAHHA .. we are just too cool. But i think by tmrw night we'll be so fucking sick of each others' faces, and sick of talking about MRET. haha .. but Weiming and I are fuckin glam because we sold our first MRET machine today! BEFORE ANY OF THE OTHER STAFF DID! The woman actually confided after she made the purchase that she decided to buy the item because we were so hot. At first she was skeptical, but after admiring out beauty over a cup of the healthiest water in the world, she was convinced to buy one.

We have also unanimously decided that Weiming is the fattest person at our booth and requires 20 boxes of slimming patches to even come close to our petite bodies. All of us (when we were bored) also took a Smoking breathaliser test at the Quitline booth. Anne (0.02%), Seb (0.03%), Me (0.04%) and Weiming (0.09%). The woman actually told me that 0.04% is a very low and hence healthy level of carbon monoxide in my body, so I am not in any danger and so i can keep smoking. Weiming on the other hand, is about to contract lung cancer. So please don't insult him when u see him nomatter how ugly he looks because it is probably due to his health. It's very mean to make fun of sick people.

Europe pictures coming up very very soon!

completely fucked

I was just staring at my blank template and it said 'Listening to ____ by ____' and i cant even fill it in because I HAVE NO FUCKING MUSIC. My mac officially died today, after working super-hard for me for 3 faithful years. I loved it so much but as Pra said, 'u often hurt the ones u love'. Now.. like the horrible owner who buys a new puppy right after her 15-year-old dog dies, i'm trying to scrape up whatever savings i have to buy a new mac. So if anyone would like to make a kind donation to the 'Save-The-Adeline Foundation', please do, because if i don't have a new mac in a few days i may just spontaneously combust.

I just walked into my room after a night out with Charbs & Co and i didn't know what the fuck to do so i walked back out of my room. U know people really depend on their computers so much these days, because without one i could just commit suicide. And no mac means i can't edit and upload or even access any of the pictures i took in Europe so tt's gonna take longer. As for now i'll have to satisfy u guys with these two measly photos from my last night in London getting drunk with Steph & Yan.. since i saved it in my gmail.

I've been accepted into the Academy of Art, San Fran (which i don't want to go to) and i've been rejected from UCLA (which i don't want to go to either). So i don't know what the hell i'm doing now. I need a job and i need money. And a new mac.

Barca Barca

Hey!! I´m in Barcelona now! I know it´s been so long since my last entry but i just haven´t been able to get the time away.. i think so far barca´s my favourite country, we´ve literally been clubbing everyday.

Up until now i´d rate my cities as

1. Barcelona
2. Prague
3. Rome
4. Venice
5. Milan

Prague was absolutely gorgeous, especially since it was such an historical town. And we met these two really sexy Czech male twins. Milan was such a huge letdown.. it looks exactly like Malaysia. Rome was cool.. not quite as romantic as i expected, but the historical side was cool, and we saw the pope! Venice was .. as i expected, covered in one day. It was more like a novelty thing, like u have to see it but more than 1 day there and u wanna kill urself.

Barca´s much cheaper than Italy and a lot more laid back, plus i met someone here and he´s really sexy. He looks like the boyfriend of the main character from Laguna beach. It´s fantastic. haha .. tell u guys more when i get back on tuesday!

A Quick One

Just a quick blog. It was such an eventful night. We had dinner with the Singaporeans just off Oxford street at a place called Thai Square. Food wasn't anywhere close to the real deal but it was satisfying enough for London. After dinner we walked down to Strawberry Moon, where i completely blew my spending limit for today. Seriously, i would love to live in London if i weren't for two things: the weather and the costs.

Anyways.. The music was excellent.. it was retro night and they even put on a couple of Mambo tunes. There were quite a few hot guys there but the guys were, in general, a little dodgy. Ya. So everyone except Marvin and I got piss-drunk. Hero & June were being really crap and left early. Koonz was dancing like a jack russel on prozac (i seriously wonder what that boy is on). Steph tried to pick a fight with some girl. And Twan was yelling at his girlfriend over the phone. Then as Marvin & I were trying to get 4 dunk people home, I picked a fight with a cab driver which i think was completely justified because the asshole fucking reversed into me while i was trying to hail a cab on the side of the road. And he wasn't even a real cab driver, he was one of those unlicensed cabbies with regular cars just trying to make extra money. What a dick.

I hate all cab drivers. They belong to the lowest level of hell.

A place on earth

Listening to I Want You by Savage Garden





I haven't been taking photos. The weather is miserable again. Wouldn't be surprised if it snowed today. We watched Becoming Jane and 300. Both of which were good for completely different reasons. Becoming Jane was sooooooo sweet. Seriously, it was so sweet that it would make any single person wanna kill themself. It was fucking upsetting too. Got me all depressed.. i came close to crying at atleast 3 different parts of the movie.


300 was just awesome plainly because of the cinematography and graphics. It was excellent but a little weird when the Persians started bringing out their creatures and shit. I know it's historically innacurate for one.. but if it originated from comics then i guess it's ok. But still.. how can i not like a show about superb Greek warriors who's war cry is my nickname? hehe


We went to an excellent club called Panjea the other day. It's one of the super A-list clubs in London.. the kind where u can only get in if ur on the guest list or if u intend to spend a minimum of 500 pounds for one night. Yan got us on the list which was really cool. It was quite a good night.. he crowd was a little bit older .. like 20s and 30s but the music was excellent.


Anyhoo.. tonight's gonna be another big night of clubbing. Since it's friday night and the start of the Easter Break. And we're going around Europe in 2 days!

STOMP

Listening to Stars in Your Eyes by Just Jack

The Modo Fashion Show

First picture is Johnny (as mentioned earlier), who is just such a pretty boy. He's so pretty that he could be a mannequin, but at least he's nice. Would be really sad if he was a jack-ass. Picture 2 & 4 are of the jumper that i wanna buy, designed by 'Self' in picture 3 who I am in love with. He's got amazing dress sense which is even sexier than anything else.. and i'm probably gonna see him again if i decide to get the jumper during which i'll probably orgasm.

Stomp

Stomp was fucking excellent. It was the best ever. It's not quite a musical but they did incorporate a lof of humour. It was just excellent.. i'd recommend it to anyone and everything. Fucking A.

Oxford Street, Shopping and Eating

Pic 1 is the HUGE apple store which rocked my socks completely. And pic 2 was taken on the way to lunch with Yan yesterday. He said he'd buy me lunch and we ended up having lunch at a French restaurant called La Noisette which is only one of the Gordon Ramsay restaurants. Oh my god. I nearly died. I mean we were supposed to have a causual lunch and we ended up fine dining. And i won't spill but the bill was huge.

Went to two parties last night as well, it was Trever's birthday first at this club near Covent Garden and then to Lauryn's birthday just down the road. The clubs were OK, first one had way better music but it was quite a good day. I'm finally going to watch 300 today. So excite.

Winter in Sping

Listening to Sunday Morning by Maroon 5

It's cold as fuck here. Yan and I are going out for lunch today since Steph is in uni. We're going to meet the famous Trever.. Yan talks about him all the time. He says he's the funniest guy in the world and apparently he's really hot. But anyways. It's so fricken cold that we've just been wearing out jackets inside the house while we're waiting to go out. I knew i was right to say that it has been unnaturally cold because it snowed yesterday.

I swear the world is coming to an end. I mean it's fucking snowing in the middle of Spring. Spring's supposed to be when the sun comes out and the flowers start blooming and the trees become green again. But no, the trees still look like skeletons and i haven't seen no blooming flowers. Aside from those in Green Park but it's probably because Prince Charles takes walks in that park so they probably imported flowers from like Malaysia or something to plant there.

Anyhoo.. we went to Hamleys yesterday, which is only like the biggest toy shop in London. The weird thing is that now that i think of it, i haven't seen a single Toys 'R us here. But Hamley's was cool.. I saw Harry Potter wands.. Voldermort's wand was quite cool but they were going at like 30 quid so sorry Jules. And we went to the fucking huge Apple store. Which was like my dream come true. It was awesome. It's like practically a whole building. And i bought a top and matching bracelet at 2.50 pounds. Damn cheap right. I'm glad i haven't lost my singaporean-ness. hehe

Sorry about no pictures today. Lazy to upload. It's getting too cold to even take out my camera now.

St. Patrick's Day

Listening to Mr. Vain by Culture Beat

It was St. Patrick's day yesterday! And for some reason I kept thinking of Ground Hog Day. Anyways, had lunch with my siblings and my dad in Chinatown which was OK, and then we went to Green Park for a walk after which was fuckin pretty (as shown in the first photo & second photos) .. lots of squirrels and fucking pigeons tt pretend to be ducks. It was cute as hell cause the sun was out and there were all these couples having picnics in the park. So cute that i wanted to stab myself in the eye.

And there really isn't any reason why the non-irish should be celebrating St. Patrick's day, but everyone was out anyway. All these girls in tiny skirts and green Guiness hats getting drunk at 2pm in the afternoon. I saw a bunch of drunk 12-year-olds which was kinda strange.

At night we went to the Mondo Fashion Show, I went with Tanya cause Steph was busy doing make-up. It was really very good, some of the outfits were outrageous but really cool in a way and the models were all so fantastic. I mean they have legs like twigs but they can actually do the whole catwalk in 5 inch heels without falling over. And aside from this one model who's boob popped out of her top, they were all really professional.

And i fell in love with someone. Hahah.. Steph and I call him 'Self' because his real name is really boring. He's actually one of the fashion designers but he modelled an outfit from his own collection which was really cool. I'm thinking of buying one of the hoodies from his collection, it was really nice. Anyways Steph knows him since she did his make-up and he said he'll actually sell me the hoody! How cool, we were talking to him at the after-party and seriously he is so much sexier close-up. haha

And the host of the fashion show was really quite hot too. U know those teen movies and they always have the typical pretty boy that is just so perfect that he could be a mannequin? Yeah he's one of those guys, blonde-haired and blue-eyed. Although he's actually a really nice guy so that's a change. Anyhoo.. it was altogether a great night. The after-party was cool cause all the models and designers were there but the music was quite shit. And after looking at all the models u just feel like ur legs are too fat or ur face is just really ugly. haha .. but i spent most of the night people-watching. Not to mention that I'm totally in love with Self and i couldn't stop staring at him all night. haha

We're going to watch Stomp today which is fucking exciting!

Camden

Listening to She's My Man by Scissor Sisters

I made friends with real hippies today! haha .. steph's in uni all day and i got up late so i figured there wasn't enough time to do proper sight-seeing today so i went back to Camden Town to do some shopping. And when i was walking back i came across these guys just singing on the street about peace and love and shit and they weren't busking or anything. Not trying to collect money, just singing and getting people to dance on the street with them. It was real cool. I talked to a couple of them and they're all really nice. THey were all just high and smoking weed and singing and it was kinda crazy but it was really fun.

Anyhoo.. been sightseeing a lot. Went to the Tate modern art museum yesterday which was pretty slick. some of the art there is weird as hell but a lot of it was really cool. Like this piece of art on the floor, it's just tiles put together to look cool and the point of it is really just to make u feel uncomfortable cause ur walking on someone's art. Fucking weird eh? Then there's glass cases with urinals in them and one with a can of shit. As in literally a can of shit. It's like.. preserved shit or something. It's fucking strange. Then they had this huge installation piece which was basically metal tube slides ranging anywhere from one storey to FIVE stories high. I took the level 3 and level 5 ones. Pretty scary shit. U just sit on this like canvas cloth and u go down the slide. And the one main thing i learnt from the gallery is that art is always about sex. In some way. Everything's sexual. I can't wait to go to the Saatchi gallery, i wanna see that huge tank with a great white shark suspended in it.

Had lunch with Steph along the river which was nice but it was pretty cold. Then we went to James' (Steph's ex roomate) house party last night. Which was alright, everyone was friendly as hell and pretty drunk. We put on some Mambo music which was kick-ass. And i met one of Steph's friends who's really into goth parties and shit and she told me i should go to this party tonight. Haven't decided if i should but it sounds kinda cool as an experience. I mean these are proper clubs just packed with like real skinheads and punks and shit. It sounds wicked. And next week steph and I may be going to a Roller Disco place which I think sounds really cool.

Anyways, here are some things I learnt after a week in London:

1. You always hover over the toilet bowl before you sit on in. Otherwise your ass might just freeze and stick to it.
2. You can spend up to SG$60 on one cab ride.
3. Lunch costs me anywhere from SG20-30 just for a decent meal.
4. Fast food costs SG$15 on average for a meal.
5. You dread leaving the house because it's so fucking cold outside.
6. Most of the time you can get on the bus without paying.
7. Bus drivers make the most entertaining DJs.
8. People try to talk to you as u walk by them on the street.
9. No one talks, everyone shouts.
10. Weed sells in packets in shop windows.

P/S: I'm fucking pissed cause there aren't any good movies showing here. They haven't even released 300 here. Which means that by the time i get back to SG all the shows i wanna watch probably won't be showing there anymore. Which means I'm going to just kill myself right now.

Cornwall

Listening to My Love by Justin Timberlake

It's 10am and i just spent the past two hours cleaning my sister's kitchen. It was gross. Seriously, jules would cry if she saw it. Don't think she'd even dare to walk in. Haha .. but now that it's clean, Yan (her roomate) and I have a deal, that he'll clean up his mess for as long as i'm here. Lets hope it lasts.

Anyways, i just spent the weekend in Cornwall with my brother and sister, took a 2 day road trip down south. It was really gorgeous. A lot of scenery that looks exactly like the Windows XP wallpaper. Sheep and cows and shit. We stayed overnight at this farm which was really cool and we spent most of our two days visiting small towns and beaches. We climbed this cliff which was just amazing. It was seriously gorgeous. The view was like fucking insane.

And we went took a 15 minute hike up this hill to Tintagle castle, which was where King Arthur was born. How fucking cool eh? It was mostly ruins but again, the view was fantastic. And then we went to this village that's supposed to be the most well-preserved village in the world. Looks like the hobit village from Lord of the Rings. Really, the doors are incredibly short and everything looks like time stopped since the 1920s. Even cars aren't allowed in, their main mode of transport is by using donkeys. THen we went to Lands End as well, which is basically the end of england, the southernmost point. Went there to watch the sunset but it was like fucking freezing. The winds were insane. I spent most of my time there hiding behind this landrover to get away from the wind.

On the way back to London we drove through a nature reserve which was awesome. Again more scenes that looked right out of lord of the rings. hehe .. And we hit a rabbit. Fuck man, it was traumatizing, like ur first roadkill. It went under both our front and back left tires and i looked out the back window and saw it like flipping on the road. Fuck. Seriously freaky. I feel so fucking bad.

Anyhoo.. there's a hellotta more pictures but i haven't got the time to post them all up so that'll have to wait till i get back. I'm rushing out soon too anyways. See u guys! I miss u all!

Charbs & Co

Listening to Bizarre Love Triangle by New Order

If someone asked me to describe Charbee & Co. I wouldn't know what to say. Our greatness can't be described in a meagre sentence. I mean, u could probably write a novel or do a movie on Charbs and Co. and i bet u it'll sell fuckin well. But okay, I'm gonna give it a shot.


THE CAST:


Adeline
A.K.A. - Aoo Aoo, Cherry Tits, Cheebye Chong, JB chix
USP - MALAYSIAN. Also: tits that have been described as a runway, mosquito bites, pencil marks, chest indents.. etc.





Anne
A.K.A - Hello Clitty, Loo
USP - She's white, similarly flat-chested and is practically a white ah-lian because she looks like Hello Kitty threw up on her.





Jules
A.K.A - Joo, Fatty, JiPeng, Big Tits, LanJiao Lau, Lacy Lau
USP - Tits that can be seen from Mars and a dusty chee.






Jon
A.K.A - Lau Sai Pants, The Great Cock of China
USP - Shits in his pants and shows absolutely no control over his bowels. Be careful, he might shit on you. Apparently you can see his cock from space too.





Mavis
A.K.A - Anus Ang, Moo
USP - Jon's partner in crime, she is always related to the anus. She claims to have a meadow chee too.





XB
A.K.A - Xuan Bin, Bee Bee, M's ex
USP - The original Charbee. Can do acrobatic farts and has a one-pack.






Nurul
A.K.A - Noo
USP - She's Malay. Famous for 'it's works!'






Weiming
A.K.A - Kuku Ming, KukuBird Koh, Dying Cat
USP - GAY.






Priya
A.K.A - Poo, Prah, Prahnie, MC Balraju, Balls Balraju, Scab, Bangla Babe
USP - Indian. And she has gravitational tits. She also likes to puke on people.






In general, we laugh too loud and we always crack jokes about the people around us. We think we're the hottest people in the world. We're Mass Comm graduates but we speak bad english on purpose. We're multi-racial but we make racist jokes at each other. We joke about tits and balls. And we're probably the only people in the world who can make a career out of making ourselves look ugly.

How bored am i? Anyhoo, my infrared filter arrived! OMG I'M HAPPY HAPPY. And it arrived just on time, like 2 days before i leave. This totally roxxx. And my mum's flying off tmrw morning, i just realised that that means that I won't be seeing her for a whole month. And surprisingly i felt sad, i mean if she went away for a month i'd be totally fine but now it's me going away for a month and suddenly im feeling sad about it. wtf right?

Ohwells.. THURSDAY we're having dinner at Holland V since Joo, Anne & I are getting out tattoos there. Meet at say 6 or 7? We're gonna eat at Crystal Jade because i want some good 'ol chinese food before i go. And if any of u feel like sending me to the airport, u can hang out at my place after dinner and share cab there with me (im paying for the cab anyway & max 4 ppl). I'm leaving for the airport around 4 and i'll have to go in around 6 so. Jules doesn't mind going if anyone else comes. Let me know yo. haha

Dance Dance

Listening to This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race by Fall Out Boy



I was just going through my old photos and I came across this one and i realised what a great foursome we were. HAHA .. the original members of Alcoholics Anonymous. Anyhoo, dinner last night was okay, as we were walking from Shaw to Wheelock, Chris commented how weird we must look like as a group. There's Andrew, the pan-asian, Daphne who's just super short and a semi-celebrity, Chris who's atleast 10-15 years older than us and me who's got more metal on my face than the average person. And i realised how true it was.

But we had a good time, spent almost the entire night talking about movies, and all the while all i could think of was that Jules would probably be a lot more comfortable in this conversation that me. And i also realised how little i know about movies.

Mm.. I've starting to sink into complete boredom these few days. I can't believe how much time there is on the weekend. When we were in school the weekend used to pass waay too fast, now it just drags on and all i really think is how everyone's outside and having a good time and how i'm at home rotting. And it's not like i can't go out, i could if i wanted but i don't really want to. It's too much effort. hahaha .. i feel sad.

I'm putting off packing, cause i know if i pack now i'll just spend the next 5 days BOUNCING around in excitement about the trip. Does anyone wanna send me to the airport? My flight's at 6.45 am on Friday morning and it seems that no one's driving me to the airport since both my parents are out of town. I feel so loved. haha

Uuuuuuh.

Listening to Brand New Colony by Postal Service

GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED I'M GOING ON FRIDAY INSTEAD OF THURSDAY! So we can either go to the Zoo on TUESDAY (without Priya and a forecast of 'Cloudy') or on THURSDAY (with Priya and scattered thunderstorms). What say you all?

I suggest we go to the zoo on tuesday without Priya, then we go have dinner or something on thursday with priya before i leave on friday. Sound good?

And also we're meeting on MONDAY at my place to watch some apparently really obscene R21 movie at 2pm yes?

Pls msg/tag me if ur coming for either one and if ur free/not free.

Charbs & Co. is so glam okay. We're practically seeing each other everyday. And we meet online to discuss what to do for up to 3 hours. HAHAHA.. guess being unemployed does that to you.

Tubthumping

Listening to Baby Give It Up by KC & The Sunshine Band



Whoa.. are we hot sex or what? Mambo roxxed last night. and i'm too lazy to type anymore so if i go on it will be similar to the incomprehensible garble i've already written. So...

Amazing Me

Listening to She's Got The Look by Roxette



HAHHAHAH .. okay, i just wanted to show off my photoshop skills. But really, this is the only picture of all of us that night at Mambo. Well, excluding Jon and XB who are too boring to club. hahah .. joking guys. But yeah, i editted this picture and now we are all much much prettier than we were (which was already like FUCKING pretty), and i'm sorry Weiming but no matter how hard i tried u still look like a monkey.

Anyways.. i'm going to Europe next week. Which is kinda scary cause it's like, kinda out of the blue. I didn't realise time was going by that fast. Especially now when time seems to stand still. haha .. but I'll be gone for an entire month. I'll be spending my first two weeks in London staying with my sister, who'll be in Uni a lot of the time so i'm planning to explore London on my own, so expect a lot of hot pictures from me. I'll try to keep blogging but the second two weeks when i'm backpacking around Europe i may not be able to get to a computer.

I'M GOING TO MISS YOOOOOO GUYS!! Lets go out before i leave okay? Ya my flight is at 6.45AM so i don't think u guys will come send me off, but we can always go out on wednesday night.. i don't plan to sleep that night anyway.

And THIS FRIDAY: CHARBEE & CO OUTING TO SENTOSA.
MAVIS IS GOING TO WEAR HER 'SURFBABE' SHORTS AND WE ARE ALL GONNA SEDUCE MEN WITH OUT BAYWATCH-STYLE RUNNING EXCEPT ME AND ANNE, BECAUSE OUR TITS ARE TOO SMALL TO BOUNCE. BUT OTHERWISE U GUYS ARE EXPECTED THERE. MEETING AT 10AM AT HARBOURFRONT.

Retro Junkie

Listening to I Hate Myself For Loving You by Joan Jett


.. dedicated to all Mambo fans.

Just uploaded this series.. One of the ideas I had while I was rotting away in Malaysia. I guess that's the one good thing that can come out of boredom: great ideas. I was planning to do some other shots but it's been raining a lot and also after i got my haircut i look like a complete retard so I think i'm gonna have to wait till it grows out a little.

Anyways, self-portraits (from a purely arty point of view and not from a irritating 14-year-old-girl-cam-whoring point of view) are getting massively popular these days. I have no idea why, but i wanna start trying. I mean, not only is it massively difficult to frame yourself in the shot, it's also really tough bringing out your own character as a photographer.

I mean, it's easy to spot someone else's as your model but when it comes to yourself it ain't that easy. And in a way, if u've ever tried (and i mean really tried) u'd start to realise how naked u feel or even how ugly u feel when u shoot yourself (i'm waiting for mavis to say 'no, whenever i take a photo of myself i feel damn pretty'). And it's hard for me to take a photo of myself without being overly critical about it. But i guess that's part of the learning curve huh?

Anyways, i've been watching all these films i've been wanting to watch but haven't been able to find. Over the weekend I've seen Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, Trainspotting (which were all fucking good) and Alpha Dog (which is fucking disappointing). And I've been trying to watch Requim For A Dream too but the loading has been screwy. And i also wanna watch The History Boys and American History X but i can't fuckin find them. So if anyone has a link please send it to me! And Donnie Darko rocked.. I felt so disturbed and kinda emo after the show.. but it was brilliant.

"A storm is coming,"
Frank says,
"A storm that will swallow the children."
And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain.
I will deliver the children back to
their doorsteps.
(I'll) send the monsters back to the underground.
I'll send them back to a place where
no one else can see them.
Except for me.
Because I am Donnie Darko.